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I enjoyed Ham on Rye and Tales of Ordinary Madness. 

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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Waiting for report on pervy jerk-off pB situation.

Ernesto correctly identified it as a "tribute", Pio.
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Weighing in late on the jerk off scenario, but it's not cheating. Borderline, but not cheating. But if your jizz lands on either party, then you have crossed the line and it IS cheating
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Let's say pB is eagerly jerking off to the visuals and he edges himself to coordinate his ejaculatory event with the other dude's. Then as the other dude is ejaculating, pB jumps through the air and intercepts dude's jizz by shooting against it with his own jizz. Therefore, no jizz has landed on any party.

Is that cheating?
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^^^

 

so the jizz vaporizes like ice and fire?

 

or does it just drop harmlessly betwixt the various parties?

 

and what is the street name for this move?

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It's called the Harambe because the jizz falls harmlessly down to the floor betwixt opposing parties.
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Waiting for report on pervy jerk-off pB situation.

 

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Okay so I am in process of interior decorating my interior of home. There's a patickaler color combo I have in mind and so I've been looking on the Internet for tips on how to do the color combo well. In almost 100% of the cases the expert advice talks about how my color combo produces a wonderfully feminine atmosphere to the home. Thing is that I'm a man, not a woman. I wonder if I am "feminine" for wanting dat color combo?
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Most people (experts included) think pink is quintessentially a feminine color. Its not, thats just a stupid social cobstruct but really its derivative of red which paradoxically most folks consider an aggressive (masculine) deal.

Its funny that weve assigned genders to inert concepts like color at all. Its a symptom of modern times to insist on reducing the visceral to the textual. I think by and large people have lost touch with they sensory organs, try to feel with they brains in a manner of speaking. Damned shame since it forecloses dat body logic.
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I love arguing with people, who thinks its gay/feminine to wear pink. As I think it's retarded.

One guy told me to dress my son (I don't have one) in pink for school, as it would change my mind. He looked at me like he had just got a stroke, when I said I wore pink to school, why wouldn't I dress my kid in it to?
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There's pink and then there's hot pink. Meh had a Lacoste hot pink polo once. Nice khaki shorts on a hot summer day? Hellz yah. However, ya catch some smirks when you roll bold. I never cared too much. I even did certain walls in my old apartment up in aqua blue and oceany green. Loved that Miami Vice scheme. Pure chill.
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You ever see a really hot girl go into the bathroom and say (in your mente) hey baby whatever it is that your gonna do in there you can just do right here in ma mouf, yeah.
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Do you imagine her doing #1 or #2?
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

I love arguing with people, who thinks its gay/feminine to wear pink. As I think it's retarded.

One guy told me to dress my son (I don't have one) in pink for school, as it would change my mind. He looked at me like he had just got a stroke, when I said I wore pink to school, why wouldn't I dress my kid in it to?

Maybe he actually had a stroke when your words hit his tympanic membranes, if you know what I mean.
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