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post #83911 of 85676
I noticed you avoided the issues of buffet and theater wonder if it's becuase of guilty conchents?
post #83912 of 85676
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Nah, it was a 5 minute long battery thing. It was the same shit last night and my dog almost ran home across a busy street.


do you live in a chinatown? or maybe a little saigon? 

post #83913 of 85676
Somedays it sounds more Baghdad. I don't know what they were shooting of, but for a good minute it sounded like machine gun fire.
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Fireworks never sound like guns. Bombs sometimes but not guns. 

post #83915 of 85676
When you find out the name of who your masseuse is gonna be and it's "Santiago" and not "Hana" or "Claire" or "Emma" or what have you.

😞😣😖😫😩😭
post #83916 of 85676

Hanna, Claire, and Emma are the names you choose? What is this a Quaker massage parlor? 

 

How about Sveltana, Nadia, and Natalya? 

post #83917 of 85676
Natalya is hot. Sveltana and Nadia are passes.

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post #83918 of 85676
Okay gang need to get somethings off my chest speak my conchents so to speak:

1. Just got back from Massage Enby receibed massage that put me to condition of relaxed but not to condition of fantelsy fulfilled by masseuse named Emma if you catch my drift

2. It seems that L'Inc poaster han falsely receibed credit for "pre-shabe aioli" first started with false recognition from erictheskewered poaster but fact of matter is that GreenFrog poaster han coined the phrase aforethought no two ways about it just wanted to clear the falsified air of non-veritas
post #83919 of 85676
In fairness, it wasn't really "credit" that eric was giving for "pre-shabe aioli." If I recall correctly, the phrase put him to condition of nauseated. It was I who received the debit, if you will.
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pls 2 stop spreading falsehoods will send you cheese and persist letter from my lowyer shortly no two ways about it
post #83921 of 85676
Cheese and persist
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post #83922 of 85676
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Fireworks never sound like guns. Bombs sometimes but not guns. 

I would normally agree with you, but this honestly sounded like full auto gunfire just much much louder in the middle of all the booms and crackles.

It had that sharp metal meets metal sound.
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The bottom row of my work computer's keyboard is adding multiple letters for each key stroke.  So sometimes when I go to sign my name "Max Power" it goes "Maxxx Power" which gives it a certain implication towards my female coworkers that was not intended.

post #83924 of 85676
It would be fun if you type an email to Bob and accidentally call him Boob
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

The woman to whom I was once engaged, and with whom I have maintained a good friendship, has suffered a massive heart attack. Prognosis is very, very bad. This feels like a kick to the gut. (I know you probably wouldn't anyway, but if you are my friend on Facebook, please don't mention this. I think there are still people who don't know.)

I received this news three minutes before I had to go teach a class today. It was very hard for me to hold it together, but I did.

So sorry to hear this. Is this the same woman that you mentioned years ago that was in bad health that if she passed you said you would take her cats?
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