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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

My mother is in the hospital and in very bad shape. Got a call at 3 AM from the doctors. I am hoping for the best, but honestly I'm not confident.

Sorry to hear it, L'Inc. Best wishes for your mom and family.
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Yikes, so sorry to hear L'Inc. She will be in my prayers.
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Why are massages so damn expensive? Do they think they are lawyers or something?
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Why are massages so damn expensive? Do they think they are lawyers or something?

Same deal. You're basically paying for the happy ending in either case. Only chumps don't get one.
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See, I have a friend who recently completed his training, which was impressive and extensive. He has always tried to get me to be a client and gives me a slight discount. I have taken him up on the offer a few times, but it is still a great price. I have told him that I don't think it is worth the price for me. He then tries to break it down for me using a "cost of production" argument. School costs x, my table costs y, my rent costs z and so on, but I don't think he understands free markets. Just because you invested a bunch of money in a business doesn't mean you are entitled to a certain price. The market determines that. Economics 101. At this point he turns the table on me and tries to explain the value it gives my body. Ok, it may have some value there, but still $130 90-minute massage, or $130 bottle of Bordeaux? The Bordeaux will always win.
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It is kind of funny what I am cheap about. I have no hesitation when it comes to buying shoes for several thousands of dollars, but when I see somebody pay $130 for a massage I think "they must have got an illness to their mente."
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post
 

Damn NY rates are expensive. Its usually ~60-80/hour or so here at spas (or you can go to hole in the walls places for $40/hour)

 

You have to ask lawyerdad about the happy ending prices, though he might get them pro bono..er.

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Still too much, imo. I like the rate I get in Cambodia. 60 minutes for $7. That's my PQ equilibrium.
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The supply line isn't even on your graph.

Gotta find a lesbian hipster to do it for free
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Lol.

I have never gotten a happy ending. Has anybody here? I don't know how I feel about it. I'd be afraid the happy endinger is being forced into do it by some malicious pimp and it isn't being done on her own accord.
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Originally Posted by venividivicibj View Post

Damn NY rates are expensive. Its usually ~60-80/hour or so here at spas (or you can go to hole in the walls places for $40/hour)

Hole in the wall action is right up GF's alley.
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I like my job, but it isn't in the least bit sexy. Conversations with women of the gender I am interested in goes like this:

Woman: "I bet you have a sexy, mysterious job, like the owner of an art store that is only 9 feet by 9 feet and only has one piece of art, the type of art that with make Israel and Palestine come to terms."

Me: "That would be really something, but my job isn't sexy, or mysterious."

Woman: "I bet you work in the clothing adverts!"

Me: "That would be really something, but I don't know much about clothing, or adverts."

Woman: "What is it that you do?"

Me: "As little as possible!"

Woman: "With your body wrapped in cloth of that quality, I don't believe you do little to nothing"

Me: "You're correct, however going into what pays my bills would exercise the limits of this particular situation."

Woman: "I am sure it is glorious! Tell me."

[Big Reveal]

Woman: "I gotta poop, see ya later!"

Me: "Another martini, please!"
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Can I offer the clear solution? Let them believe what they want to believe or just plain lie.
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I like my job, but it isn't in the least bit sexy. Conversations with women of the gender I am interested in goes like this:

Woman: "I bet you have a sexy, mysterious job, like the owner of an art store that is only 9 feet by 9 feet and only has one piece of art, the type of art that with make Israel and Palestine come to terms."

Me: "That would be really something, but my job isn't sexy, or mysterious."

Woman: "I bet you work in the clothing adverts!"

Me: "That would be really something, but I don't know much about clothing, or adverts."

Woman: "What is it that you do?"

Me: "As little as possible!"

Woman: "With your body wrapped in cloth of that quality, I don't believe you do little to nothing"

Me: "You're correct, however going into what pays my bills would exercise the limits of this particular situation."

Woman: "I am sure it is glorious! Tell me."

[Big Reveal]

Woman: "I gotta poop, see ya later!"

Me: "Another martini, please!"
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Lol.

I have never gotten a happy ending. Has anybody here? I don't know how I feel about it. I'd be afraid the happy endinger is being forced into do it by some malicious pimp and it isn't being done on her own accord.


You didn't get a happy ending in Cambodia?? Wow that part of the world has changed

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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Can I offer the clear solution? Let them believe what they want to believe or just plain lie.

A few weeks ago this woman was convinced I was a mortician. I let her believe that. In high school I actually kicked around the idea of becoming one actually.
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You didn't get a happy ending in Cambodia?? Wow that part of the world has changed

Being that I am a board member of an organization whose mission it is to end sex trafficking, no I didn't.
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