Got kicked out of a bar the other night. Was dancing with some biddies, and this dude doesn't like that so he yells at me "Do you know where the fuck you is whiteboy?" I said, "apparently someplace where subject-verb agreement isn't important." He obviously didn't get my dumb joke, gets in my face and we are ready to bash each other when a bouncer comes over and without knowing the situation, automatically takes the other guy's side and kicks my ass out. Also on the same night, my friend gets robbed at knifepoint outside my apartment. Can't wait to move out of this hellhole.