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Sometimes I try to get food into my system by throwing it toward my head to where it lands in my mouth. But then my throw goes awry and the food lands on the floor and I'm like "Aww man."
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

How can I be a client if I never give her money?

 

Because she's working both sides of the market.  You're just the free side.

 

Edit: That being said it isn't out of bounds yet.  I think if she sets up a date for you, then it becomes out of bounds.

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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

So it turns out she matched with me and is all like, hey you want to do an interview yaddya yaddya yaddya. I'm all like, ok, that sounds like fun. Naturally I google her (I don't want to meet with a weirdo) and she's legit. Rich people pay her stupid amounts of money to find people to go on dates with. She's been doing this for years. Also, she's a huge weirdo, but the good kind of weirdo. Let's just say that she has an equally "extreme" look as I do. I set up a time and go to her office (fancy building). I meet this woman and her assistant and she asks me a lot of questions. I am usually pretty good at answering direct questions, but her's were more open-ended than I prefer and the conversation went all over the place. Anyway, she's a cool woman that I would like to get to know better, but I don't know how to ask her herself on a date. She said to me that it seems like I am "doing really good at life". I also told her about how I don't get "matches" on these appetizers, which she said, "That makes no sense to me, because you're good looking." Also during the interview we talked a lot about music and jazz and it turns out she is a member at this member's only artsy-fartsy club with weird events and such. She told me there is the jazz even that happens the first Friday of every month and she thinks that I would really like it and I should go. I told her that I am not a member of this artsy-fartsy club and she said that she would let me in.

 

You should have gotten up and walked out right there.


Edited by brokencycle - 8/1/16 at 3:25pm
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This sounds like a movie plot.
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Dang, gang. Just got dat pics of the chica from pBrah.


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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Dang, gang. Just got dat pics of the chica from pBrah.


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Is "chica" the term you boys use nowadays?
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Where are my pics, bro?

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Not sure why but it really puts me to condition of hibbeldy-jibbeldy when I hear a person say "where is he at?" or "where you at?"
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Not sure why but it really puts me to condition of hibbeldy-jibbeldy when I hear a person say "where is he at?" or "where you at?"


Where be he?

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Everyone knows the correct phrase is "at where are you?".
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False. It is "donde esta la biblioteca?"
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Not sure why but it really puts me to condition of hibbeldy-jibbeldy when I hear a person say "where is he at?" or "where you at?"
That drives my girl crazy. So naturally, I regularly text her with "where u at?"
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post


Where be he?

What be this and what be that and why you gotta look like that?

(Will anyone get the reference? If @Teacher still posted here, he'd get it for sure.)
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Nice one, L'Inc.
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Kuwait is the hottest most boring place in the world. May god have mercy on your friends soul. They also drive like idiots.
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Ok I sent her a very bizarre message (I think it is funny, but you wet blankets would probably think it to be bizarre) so let's see if she bites.

Side note, I have no idea of the "type" preferred by green frog, but I can't imagine this girl would be it (no, I didn't send him a pic).
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