I'm in another predicamen that I would like to offer to the fora. On one of my dating appetizers I came across this beautiful woman who stated in her profile that she is a professional "matchmaker" and shared her webpage. She said that if she matches with you she'd like to "interview" you for free to see if you might be a good match for one of her paying clients. I didn't think too much of this and I swiped her in the direction of "I think you're a slut".
So it turns out she matched with me and is all like, hey you want to do an interview yaddya yaddya yaddya. I'm all like, ok, that sounds like fun. Naturally I google her (I don't want to meet with a weirdo) and she's legit. Rich people pay her stupid amounts of money to find people to go on dates with. She's been doing this for years. Also, she's a huge weirdo, but the good kind of weirdo. Let's just say that she has an equally "extreme" look as I do. I set up a time and go to her office (fancy building). I meet this woman and her assistant and she asks me a lot of questions. I am usually pretty good at answering direct questions, but her's were more open-ended than I prefer and the conversation went all over the place. Anyway, she's a cool woman that I would like to get to know better, but I don't know how to ask her herself on a date. She said to me that it seems like I am "doing really good at life". I also told her about how I don't get "matches" on these appetizers, which she said, "That makes no sense to me, because you're good looking." Also during the interview we talked a lot about music and jazz and it turns out she is a member at this member's only artsy-fartsy club with weird events and such. She told me there is the jazz even that happens the first Friday of every month and she thinks that I would really like it and I should go. I told her that I am not a member of this artsy-fartsy club and she said that she would let me in.
So, here lies the conflict. Googling her revealed an interview she did recently where she said she doesn't date "clients". Am I a client? I haven't paid her a dime and she was looking for people for her abundant paid women clients. Also, this Friday is the first of the month. Is it out of bounds to email her and ask her about this jazz event?
During the interview she asked me, "How would your friends describe you?" I didn't know what to say so I just said, "curmudgeon". She laughed, but I think that is accurate, right? Bonus: She live down the street from me so it is convenient, which is the most important of all.
Should I take her on the ole' Booth Slip and Slide?