Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW! - Page 5541
A few weeks ago I went to see this band play and before the band went on this guy walks up to me and says, "Hey, you go to Variety." I'm all, yes, I drink coffee. He's like, "Wait, you don't recognize me? I am there like everyday and I see you all of the time." I'm all, well I see a lot of people there, but I will say hello to you the next time I see you, what's your name?" He's all, "Well I guess I don't have a distinct enough look for you to recognize me." I mean, what a dick, right? The thing is he did have a distinct look because he had a scar down his eye like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat. Have not seen this guy since, he probably only sees me in the astral plane or something.
Thats what I was thinking! I bet he does have the simple life like Peterman too. Slumping on the couch at home complaining about the cable being out (or in pBs case, the shine of his shoes)
i think it's pretty common to dry out a little whilst camping.
in college i took my girlfriend camping so we could bone down in the great outdoors for a few days. on the way back we got mexican food and she disappeared for like 40 minutes. i was wondering if she'd had a stroke or something and finally she reappeared and was talking about needing more fiber. i didn't dump until the next day but nothing tore. i think it has to do with not getting enough water and being a little overexposed.
also: sitz baths.