Well, I have a story about another barista from another cafe. This barista is very young with a very badass look to her with a bit of a chip on her shoulder. She's probably like 22 years old, wears a black leather jacket with studs on it, smokes Marlboro reds, wacky haircut, but I find her unbelievably hot. She has this very distinct way she puts on her makeup and eyeliner, like it is hard not to notice, very prominent. Anyway, when I was in Cambodia in January I was talking with my ex-boo and we were talking about certain makeup styles for something or another. My ex-boo was a makeup artist for like a decade. So, I brought up this girl's look to her in conversation because it was relevant. She was like, oh that sounds really cool, you should take a picture of her and show it to me. So, I am like, well that's weird I wouldn't do that. Ex-boo was like look just tell her you were having a conversation with a friend who is in Cambodia about makeup or whatever and you brought up her look and your friend is a makeup artist and is just interested. That seemed reasonable enough to me because she is obviously putting time into it and she wouldn't go out of her way to make it the way it is if she didn't want it to me noticed. So, at the cafe I lay it out. I'm like hey Julie (not her real name) and I'm like I have a weird question for you, and please feel free to say no, because it seems strange. Then I tell her. Let me tell you that it did not go over well. She was extremely weirded out and left the cafe in rush (her shift was over). Now it is awkward, but I did find out she's not a lesbian because I saw her making out with this other 19 year old looking goth dude in the street. I feel like she thinks I am a creep. I mean, I am a weirdo, but not a creep.