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Anyone who doesn't use a bidet or hand bidet is a savage. 

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nice try, but i'm not googling hand bidet...

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Apparently it's just a minor shower head looking thing you shove up your ...
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it's a hop and a skip from civilization to depravity

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it's a hop and a skip from civilization to depravity

Yet another reason to regret that our civilization is in the toilet.
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When I was a youngster the custom was after you defelcated you went out to the fire hydron turned on the water and put yourself to condition of cleanse. I don't see no one doing that nowadays though.
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A food trend that I actually liked has "jumped the shark" (figuratively speaking) now that it's caught on at the Olive Garden.
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Okay so I grew out my side birds like the guy from Mungo Jerry well today I got interoffice memo telling me that I must adopt a more perfessional appearance style or risk receiving demerit points. As if the guy from Mungo Jerry weren't a perfessional singer give me a break he wasn't singing for charelty if you get my drift.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Okay so I grew out my side birds like the guy from Mungo Jerry well today I got interoffice memo telling me that I must adopt a more perfessional appearance style or risk receiving demerit points. As if the guy from Mungo Jerry weren't a perfessional singer give me a break he wasn't singing for charelty if you get my drift.

As long as you're not dirty and you're not mean, I don't see what the problem is.
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The fact that this guy didn't get gored (today was opening day in Pamplona, I gather) kinda pisses me off.



At the very least, the bull should have gone all Draymond Green and "accidentally" kicked this fool in the nuts.
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The fact that this guy didn't get gored (today was opening day in Pamplona, I gather) kinda pisses me off.



At the very least, the bull should have gone all Draymond Green and "accidentally" kicked this fool in the nuts.

How much protection do those little knobs on the points of the horns provide? If a bull really got a horn into a person's back, would the knob keep the horn from penetrating?

#nohroijoakspls
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#shitthwartedatthelastsecondbyvadershashtag

I'm guessing not much if the bull lands a full-on shot, but probably reduces the likelihood of passing scrapes (with corresponding risk of infection, I'd imagine).
Or maybe it helps keep idiots from trying to mess with the bull's horns as much.
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The fact that this guy didn't get gored (today was opening day in Pamplona, I gather) kinda pisses me off.
It kinda pisses me off that those idiots aren't gored, trampled, violently castrated and left paralyzed every year until the moronic tradition of running with the bulls disappears.
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It bothers me that people on this thread have started this mysterious trend of writing a pound sign followed by a bunch of gibberish confused.gif
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I actually started that trend a while ago in the world. I call them "Pound Sign Pithy Sayings." Perhaps you've heard of them.
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