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post #82771 of 85765
They're building townhouses down the block from me. Gentrification has finally hit my block.* Don't know how well they'll do considering how dilapidated most of the houses on the block are, but I'm sure my landlord is happy. Maybe he'll finally pave the parking lot and fence it in like he said he was going to do when we moved here 6 years ago...

(* This is a bald-faced lie. Gentrification hit my block when we moved in.)

EDIT: $280k+ LOL LOL LOL Don't mind the girl hanging out on the corner at midnight. She's just trying to make an honest living.
Edited by Van Veen - 6/18/16 at 8:46pm
post #82772 of 85765
I have a serious problem with obsession. In the past few weeks, I have watched The Right Stuff, Apollo 13, two documentaries about space (The Last Man on the Moon and The First Man on the Moon), and right now, as we speak, I am watching the third episode of "From the Earth to the Moon."
post #82773 of 85765
Fuck BMW "comfort access". It doesn't give me comfort, and it doesn't give me access. It has one function, and one function only - to let me unlock, start, and lock the car without pulling the key out. Rather, it's so inconsistent and capricious that one always ends up hunting for the key at the most inconvenient moment because you think that comfort access will work and it fucking doesn't. Fuck the people who made comfort access, fuck their parents, fuck their children and their unborn grandchildren. Car keys have worked for a hundred years and worked fine. So now you want to go fix something that isn't broken and you break it. Fuck you.


PS - have a good weekend everybody! 😘
post #82774 of 85765
I have expressed my views here in the past about people who don't use their car keys and I'm here to tell you I'll do it again if that's what it comes to.
post #82775 of 85765
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Originally Posted by HRoiΒ View Post

Fuck BMW "comfort access". It doesn't give me comfort, and it doesn't give me access. It has one function, and one function only - to let me unlock, start, and lock the car without pulling the key out. Rather, it's so inconsistent and capricious that one always ends up hunting for the key at the most inconvenient moment because you think that comfort access will work and it fucking doesn't. Fuck the people who made comfort access, fuck their parents, fuck their children and their unborn grandchildren. Car keys have worked for a hundred years and worked fine. So now you want to go fix something that isn't broken and you break it. Fuck you.


PS - have a good weekend everybody! 😘

I totally agree. And I hate that stupid ass little bar that robotically pushes out the seat belt strap for you. It's slow and cheap.
post #82776 of 85765
Comfort access worked flawlessly, 100% of the time for me.

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Perhaps HRoi is referring to his cum fort access.

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post #82777 of 85765
I was drunk last night, had an armful of packages and couldn't get into my car mad.gif

If I would just wise up and pretend comfort access didn't exist, I would've had the key in my hand before picking up/juggling all the packages.

I seriously wanted to sell the car right then and there lol8[1].gif
post #82778 of 85765
Also, I'm kind of impressed at the grammar and spelling of my drunk poast πŸ˜‡
post #82779 of 85765

something tells me it's not the first time you've taken excellent dictation whilst drunk. although i'm surprised to read that you had a hard time juggling packages.

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(did i do that right?)

post #82780 of 85765
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Originally Posted by HRoiΒ View Post

Fuck BMW "comfort access". It doesn't give me comfort, and it doesn't give me access.

PS - have a good weekend everybody! 😘

This one's easy, get a Merc or Audi or something Japanese.
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Originally Posted by HRoiΒ View Post

I was drunk last night, had an armful of packages and couldn't get into my car mad.gif

If I would just wise up and pretend comfort access didn't exist, I would've had the key in my hand before picking up/juggling all the packages.

I seriously wanted to sell the car right then and there lol8[1].gif

Maybe the car had a smart function, smelled it/you and thought you won't be driving me...
And rightfully so.
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Originally Posted by HRoiΒ View Post

Also, I'm kind of impressed at the grammar and spelling of my drunk poast πŸ˜‡

Could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it's 'impressed with sth'.
post #82781 of 85765
I wasn't driving - wife doesn't drink so I always have a DD
post #82782 of 85765
I call shenanigans on HRoi's story. Since when has he ever struggled to handle several packages at once?

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post #82783 of 85765
It's a lot harder when they're bigger than your cocktail weenie fight[1].gif
post #82784 of 85765
Harder wieners, eh?

Is that because your preference for larger ones causes you to handle them with more enthusiasm?

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post #82785 of 85765
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Originally Posted by DeSenseΒ View Post


Maybe the car had a smart function, smelled it/you and thought you won't be driving me...
And rightfully so.

Oh please, go home Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. Your left your EZ Bake oven on.
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