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What do you call 10 lawyers up to their necks in concrete?
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not enough concrete
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what do you call 31 lawyers in a block of cement?
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A waste of cement
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?
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"Your honor"
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Three! One to climb the ladder, one to shake it and one to sue the ladder company
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
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One in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being!
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What do you call--no really, I can do this all day...
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
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One in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being!

Shoot, I got it wrong! I thought the answer would have something to do with your mom.
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Was hoping to laugh.
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Was disappointed.
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Shoot, I got it wrong! I thought the answer would have something to do with your mom.

Close... it had to do with YOUR mom. And your mom's mom. And your aunt. And MarkI's gf.
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Close... it had to do with YOUR mom. And your mom's mom. And your aunt. And MarkI's gf.
Watch yourself. Aunt Judy rocks.
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Aunt Judy rocks.

Oh trust me... I know.

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something something something aunt judy and getting my rocks off something something something
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How 'bout dem Braves?
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What's the 8? If that's "braves championships in our lifetime" you're off by 7 tongue.gif
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Or consecutive losses to start the season. One of the two.
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