Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW! - Page 5438
This reminds me - I order a few books from Amazon last Saturday. Two were coming from Amazon and one from a private seller in California. I don't use Amazon too often so I don't have prime, but I didn't need the books quickly anyway. The private seller's book got here this afternoon, the 2 from amazon just shipped today, expected to arrive next Thursday. Why the hell does it take a week to package 2 small books for shipping? Do they actually slow down processing to push people to pay for prime?
>Be at the bar.
>Be settling my tab.
>Be seeing these two hotties, 7/10 and 8/10.
>Make a few small jokes they laugh
>Introduce myself, they are cool with.
>Make a few more jokes, more laughs
>Get my tab.
>Super flirtily "So where to next, Ed....?"
>"Actually, I am really old so I am going to bed."
>"Well then goodnight loser."
Just when I think I have hit the lowest of low with my game... I find out there's a deeper pit to mine.
TMW a person who is fat tells you that "you should eat more of your own chelly help you put some pounds on that frame of yours which is too svelte. It's a health thang." Now I'm a businessman and I don't want to offend, but in my mind I am thinking "your estimate of appropriate body weight is distorted by you are fat."
Man, that is a word that I straight up hate to say. I also hate to hear it, especially when people pronounce it as "pahntehs" as so many do nowadays. But even if it's pronounced in a reasonable way I still hate it. It's like nails on the chalkboard, so to speak.
EDIT: I just sent out another polite, reasonable message in response to a curt e-mail. We'll see what I get back.
Edited by L'Incandescent - 4/9/16 at 12:40pm
Edited by L'Incandescent - 4/9/16 at 1:32pm