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post #81346 of 85767
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Lack of sleep all weekend finally caught up to me and I ended up taking a 3.5 hour nap after work today.

Missed dinner. Missed the gym. And most importantly, looks like I'm fucked for getting normal sleep tonight. Fucked up sleep schedule continues!

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A little of dat der indica will get you some sleep.
post #81347 of 85767
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

A little of dat der indica will get you some sleep.

I ain't don't got nonna dat dere indica cold[1].gif
post #81348 of 85767
Pents are starting to get a little tight in the waist. Hoping it's just good ole gas'n'poop that needs be cleared out.

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post #81349 of 85767
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Pents are starting to get a little tight in the waist. Hoping it's just good ole gas'n'poop that needs be cleared out.

😓


Not enough macaroons.

post #81350 of 85767
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post


Not enough macaroons.

Macarons. Not macaroons. Big difference.
post #81351 of 85767
We have to do these IT training events every year. They always seem to be some paid IT security professional listing a shit ton of companies that got hacked, often laughing or mocking them, and then....nothing. No suggestions on what we should do about it (other than lame stuff like "use good passwords!"), or how it might even affects us. Just a big list o' stuff to be afraid of. What a good use of an hour of a couple hundred people's time.


Hey guys, did you know OPM got hacked? And Wendy's? And Novant health??? ZOMG!

I want a thousand dollars in speaking fees now.
post #81352 of 85767
I've actually made a good amount of money on the side doing public speaking gigs like that. I offer advice on proper office attire:

"Piobaire von Styleforum wears Allen Edmonds shoes. Hahahaha! Green Frog wears pants that sit too tight about the waist. Haw haw haw!!! Lawrence of Maryland wears belts that have been hand painted by his wife Whoa Nelly!!! Come on fellas, in the modern office environment you got to do two things: one, purchase appropriate clothing garments and two, for god's sake wear them! ... ... And don't paint over them!!!"
post #81353 of 85767
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

We have to do these IT training events every year. They always seem to be some paid IT security professional listing a shit ton of companies that got hacked, often laughing or mocking them, and then....nothing. No suggestions on what we should do about it (other than lame stuff like "use good passwords!"), or how it might even affects us. Just a big list o' stuff to be afraid of. What a good use of an hour of a couple hundred people's time.


Hey guys, did you know OPM got hacked? And Wendy's? And Novant health??? ZOMG!

I want a thousand dollars in speaking fees now.

 

Well, a lot of the encryption/security nonsense is just security theater.  Everyone is running around buying data at rest encryption for their datacenters, but when have you heard of server or storage HDDs being stolen?  It is always social engineering or hacking an application (or credit card skimming).

 

Want to stop hacking?  Stop requiring password resets, enforce long passwords (not one special character, plus two capitals and a number), and lock out automatically after x attempts.  Etc etc.

post #81354 of 85767
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I've actually made a good amount of money on the side doing public speaking gigs like that. I offer advice on proper office attire:

"Piobaire von Styleforum wears Allen Edmonds shoes. Hahahaha! Green Frog wears pants that sit too tight about the waist. Haw haw haw!!! Lawrence of Maryland wears belts that have been hand painted by his wife Whoa Nelly!!! Come on fellas, in the modern office environment you got to do two things: one, purchase appropriate clothing garments and two, for god's sake wear them! ... ... And don't paint over them!!!"

We should probably have you come talk to our local Chamber of Commerce.
post #81355 of 85767
THanks for all the kind words guys. Can't really do anything than fight off death for a little while.
post #81356 of 85767
One of my favorite pastimes is adding movies to my Netflix and HBO Go queues, then never watching them.
post #81357 of 85767
Doing my stupid fucking taxes finally and I initially cheaped out by using some stupid fucking software from some stupid fucking provider called TaxAct. Their entire UX is just atrocious.

Still, I stuck through it all and manually typed in (no typos) all my shit, only for it to say I would end up owing several thousand dollars to MA. Utter bullshit. I knew it couldn't be right. So I went to Turbo Tax and imported all my shit (thank you based TurboTax) and lo and behold it said the complete opposite: that I would be getting a couple Gs back (still doesn't sound right and I haven't put in my dividend income or cap gains yet, but at least it's a directional improvement on the employer income alone).

Anyway, I need to pay the taxes on the unemployment benefits I got but the damn state website is down for maintenance and I can't access the 1099-G form.

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Was hoping to wrap this up tonight; have spent way more time on this than I would have liked. Ugh.
post #81358 of 85767

Woke up this morning after having a dream that my alarm was going off. Wtf brain. 

post #81359 of 85767
One of the teeth whose cavity I got filled has been super sensitive ever since. Can't drink cold drinks without pain. And worse, hot foods cause a lingering, dull ache.

Fucking shit. I feel like this was a scheme so she could have me in for a root canal or some shit like that. Ugh!
post #81360 of 85767
Some many options, I don't know where to start.
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