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DC Metro is completely shut down for 28 hours, in the middle of the work week plain.gif
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

DC Metro is completely shut down for 28 hours, in the middle of the work week plain.gif

Hey at least you'll have that moment in your life you will never forget: that time metro went on sick leave.

Anyway, realized at the last minute I can mostly get to the office just by taking bus. Will make a game time (morning) decision about teleworking or not.
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A woman very seductively came on to me at the bar.

I asked the bartender if "they are guests of the hotel".

"Your thoughts are correct."

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No one would ever want me.
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She's a prostitute?
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She's schizophrenic?
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

A woman very seductively came on to me at the bar.

I asked the bartender if "they are guests of the hotel".

"Your thoughts are correct."

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No one would ever want me.

They? I think LD is on to something.
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They? I think LSD is on something.

Fix'd
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They? I think LD is on to something.
The saddest part is that neither personality was really into ed. Just when you thought we'd already seen every possible type of phailure . . .
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I'm getting the sense that Ed would strike out with a prostitute even AFTER he paid her
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I still have not seen The Force Awakens, but fb and tumblr memes and gifs have been lowkey giving out spoilers of some important info.

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Originally Posted by Mulan View Post

I still have not seen The Force Awakens, but fb and tumblr memes and gifs have been lowkey giving out spoilers of some important info.

You probably shouldn't ever watch that movie unless it's been edited to make it suitable for small children. Some of its strong PG-13 language might upset your delicate sensibilities.
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Shit. Now that I'm a citizen I'm going to get jury summons I can't refuse! As I hold various healthcare licenses and certifications I'm probably in a couple of d-bases. frown.gif Hopefully all my years of returning them with the "not a citizen" box checked will buffer me for a few years.
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In b4 an anonymous tip from a Good Samaritan to the USCIS causes Jury-evading Piobaire to become a Regretful Deportedbaire.

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If deportedbaire gets booted before he gets his tax refund - dibs
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I have that stupid fucking Work work work work work song by Rihanna stuck in my head.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE that song ugh.

😡😡😡
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