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post #8086 of 86348
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
damn it all - I mean really, damn it all.

This morning I'm out running, thinking I can knock out eight miles, take a quick shower and get Friday in motion. Four laps into it, I see a neighbor, am distracted (it's still dark outside and we have no street lights), and my foot catches a bump in the asphalt. Thomas tumbles.

No, wait - that sounded graceful. Last time I did this I rolled and landed on my feet. This time I came down hard on my palms and one knee, and ended up on my back with all four in the air, helpless like a fucking drunk turtle. I get back up, and after a few steps - nope. Everything hurts too bad. So I walk home and discover that it's facking cold outside when you're walking. My head now hurts, and weirdly, I'm lightheaded. This makes no sense here.

So I get home. Wait - I get to the front door. Where's my key? Oh, that's right, I'm not wearing running shorts, I'm wearing soccer shorts, which have no key pocket. Of course. The key is tethered to the drawstring inside my shorts. Normally - not an issue: untie the string, un-do the knot holding the key in place, and I'm in. Normally. Today my fingers are a) frozen stiff, and b) aching from the spill, so I can't undo the knot. Well...I have to get inside to clean up, so I pull the key - still attached to the shorts - to the door. I have to get close to the door, like really close, like intimate-level close, like I'm trying to fuck the damn door in order to gain entree. Why are all you retirees gawking at me? Nothing to see here, people.

Shower, clean-up, ever tried shaving with two skinned palms? faaaaack. OMG - you can either 1) apply after shave, or 2) stay quiet, but now you can't do both. owieeeeee. Well, I'm at work now and discover that may palms hit the palm rest JUST right where I sheared off a couple of layers of skin. How lovely.

Other than that, it's been a good morning.

It's unfortunate that it was such unfavorable occurrences that broke your haiku posting streak. I recently rolled my ankle trying to jump down some stairs in front of a bunch of people.

As for me, the temperature has me a little upset. For some reason, it's 1 degree outside.
post #8087 of 86348
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
damn it all - I mean really, damn it all.

This morning I'm out running, thinking I can knock out eight miles, take a quick shower and get Friday in motion. Four laps into it, I see a neighbor, am distracted (it's still dark outside and we have no street lights), and my foot catches a bump in the asphalt. Thomas tumbles.

No, wait - that sounded graceful. Last time I did this I rolled and landed on my feet. This time I came down hard on my palms and one knee, and ended up on my back with all four in the air, helpless like a fucking drunk turtle. I get back up, and after a few steps - nope. Everything hurts too bad. So I walk home and discover that it's facking cold outside when you're walking. My head now hurts, and weirdly, I'm lightheaded. This makes no sense here.

So I get home. Wait - I get to the front door. Where's my key? Oh, that's right, I'm not wearing running shorts, I'm wearing soccer shorts, which have no key pocket. Of course. The key is tethered to the drawstring inside my shorts. Normally - not an issue: untie the string, un-do the knot holding the key in place, and I'm in. Normally. Today my fingers are a) frozen stiff, and b) aching from the spill, so I can't undo the knot. Well...I have to get inside to clean up, so I pull the key - still attached to the shorts - to the door. I have to get close to the door, like really close, like intimate-level close, like I'm trying to fuck the damn door in order to gain entree. Why are all you retirees gawking at me? Nothing to see here, people.

Shower, clean-up, ever tried shaving with two skinned palms? faaaaack. OMG - you can either 1) apply after shave, or 2) stay quiet, but now you can't do both. owieeeeee. Well, I'm at work now and discover that may palms hit the palm rest JUST right where I sheared off a couple of layers of skin. How lovely.

Other than that, it's been a good morning.

What happened to 5-7-5, you lazy ass?
post #8088 of 86348
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post
What happened to 5-7-5, you lazy ass?

I think the fall knocked the Japanese right out of him.
post #8089 of 86348
There is discipline
and then there's indignation;
sometimes restraint fails.

one palm still oozes
leaving pink stains on parchment;
bleeding through band-aid.
post #8090 of 86348
It's supposed to snow like 2 feet here in DC so that's going to screw everything up.
post #8091 of 86348
Not snowing where I live but snowing 2 miles way and having a friend phone up and brag about it, not amused :\\
post #8092 of 86348
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Originally Posted by Northy View Post
Not snowing where I live but snowing 2 miles way and having a friend phone up and brag about it, not amused :\\

I live in michigan and everyone else but us has got snow (south east michigan anyways). Facking bullshit. I love snow.
post #8093 of 86348
Jay,thanks for the anniversary wishes. Appreciate it.

Update...snowing like hell. Can't go anywhere. Making wassail and will get drunk this evening! Not all bad I suppose....
post #8094 of 86348
Trying to find a party here in my suburban wasteland. I have a few friends from HS who trawl the current high school party circuit (they love the 18 year old tang) so maybe they will have insights. I just have no desire to hit up the Albany or Saratoga bars.
post #8095 of 86348
We can't find a party.
post #8096 of 86348
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
We can't find a party.

If you can't find one, you host one, dipshit.
post #8097 of 86348
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
If you can't find one, you host one, dipshit.
Mother would never allow it!
post #8098 of 86348
Go up to your lake house and throw an epic bash, Connepalooza style.
post #8099 of 86348
I've always meant to do that.
post #8100 of 86348
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
If you can't find one, you host one, dipshit.

Verily!
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