I think maybe L'Incandescent will empathize with this problem. My lactase pills are in little packets supposed to be separated by perforations, but the horizontal perforations aren't deep enough, so every time I rip off 2 lactase pill packets, the next row of packets rips open. (It's never the row I'm about to use that rips open. It's always the ones that are still attached.) Or maybe L'Incandescent is smarter and buys the bottles of loose pills (but those inevitably turn into powder near the end of the bottle).