We have an emergency street parking ban due to the snow and some fuck nut decided to park in our private driveway. My roommate's car is stranded on the street as a result.
Well, in trying to get the fucker's car towed, I called several companies. They all declined on the grounds that we don't have a sign post stating it's private property -- thus, towing it would mean WE would have to pay the fees and have to collect from the shitbag owner. On top of that, we'd be potentially liable for getting sued as it could be constituted as theft.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Make sure to block that car in and force the fucker to ransom it back from you.