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post #79966 of 85808
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

We have an emergency street parking ban due to the snow and some fuck nut decided to park in our private driveway. My roommate's car is stranded on the street as a result. 

Well, in trying to get the fucker's car towed, I called several companies. They all declined on the grounds that we don't have a sign post stating it's private property -- thus, towing it would mean WE would have to pay the fees and have to collect from the shitbag owner. On top of that, we'd be potentially liable for getting sued as it could be constituted as theft.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Make sure to block that car in and force the fucker to ransom it back from you.
post #79967 of 85808
Block him in and deflate his tires.



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It must be sad to know the life stories of so many baristas.

Life stories one hot cup at a time...
post #79968 of 85808
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It must be sad to know the life stories of so many baristas.


and yet sadder to live life alone.

 

but hey i guess it gives you plenty of time to concoct half-baked policy "improvements" to impress internet strangers from the sad grey comfort of your sad grey armchair.

post #79969 of 85808
Does it ever happen to you guys where just as exspearmint you try a different style of product than you're used to (such as underwear style for example) and then it turns out you like it better than the stuff you already own to where said stuff falls straightway into desuetude? And then you do a new exspearmint a couple months later to where the stuff you just bought falls into desuetude?

I'm thinking of writing a self help book called The Cycle of Desuetude to help people deal with this problem hopefully make me big money.
post #79970 of 85808
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Originally Posted by double00 View Post


and yet sadder to live life alone.

but hey i guess it gives you plenty of time to concoct half-baked policy "improvements" to impress internet strangers from the sad grey comfort of your sad grey armchair.

I'm supposed to be impressing people here? Fuck, better up my game.

Btw, my armchair is deep crimson.
post #79971 of 85808
Hey, my couch is gray!
post #79972 of 85808
I went to what I thought was a "nice" restaurant for bruntch this morning service was delayed because of a fight in the kitchen turns out one of the cooks tried to declare himself the "cheftain" (made up concept) basically declare his superiority to everone else in the kitchen.
post #79973 of 85808

dat.. pats.. :(

post #79974 of 85808
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post
 

dat.. pats.. :(

 

Turns out Brady can't win without cheating.

post #79975 of 85808
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I went to what I thought was a "nice" restaurant for bruntch this morning service was delayed because of a fight in the kitchen turns out one of the cooks tried to declare himself the "cheftain" (made up concept) basically declare his superiority to everone else in the kitchen.

Did he seize the conch shell when he did it? That probably would have helped.
post #79976 of 85808
Being inside an Escalade doesn't give you the ability to go 75mph on slushy highways Nashville people.

that goes for you too large pick up truck owners.

Seriously I think I'm just going to uber to work until the snow completely clears. a woman in an Escalade was powering through the I65, aggressively passes me, hits a slush patch swerves/skids around scarily, slows down to 40mph, I pass her going 50-55mph steadily, she sees me pass, so she SPEEDS RIGHT BACK UP TO 75mph and passes me. Then a line of 3 huge pick up trucks draft/tailgate right behind her and speed off.
post #79977 of 85808
Petsitter fed our pets 4 mornings worth of food at once, and they ate it all, the little gluttons.
post #79978 of 85808
If you drive an escalade and aren't a rapper being hauled with your posse, you're a fucking douche.

The newest one is such an obnoxiously flashy car.
post #79979 of 85808
I hate people that don't hold a constant speed and/or accelerate based on me passing them/catching up to them. I hate locking in my cruise at and passing the same asshole five times in 70 miles of open highway. This happens constantly.
post #79980 of 85808
Am I a douche for thinking a tailgater on my ass is a douche when I'm going 80 on the left lane in a 65 zone?

I'll still move over but I'll take a look at the shit as he / she drives past me.

I'm waiting for the day that that douche gets pulled over after passing me.
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