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post #79231 of 85798

I am deeply disappointed and yes, I would even say pissed off. You see I have been using Mast Brothers chocolate in my chili for years. It is an artisanal chocolate produced by the aforementioned Mast brothers in Brooklyn, New York. Well it's beginning to look as if the chocolate may not have been "artisanal" after all: they simply melted down widely available commercial chocolates and repackaged them. I could have been getting the same results at a much lower price for all of these years. I am not even sure how to proceed at this point. I think I might emphasize the nighty's and lingerie side of my business for the time being.

 

http://qz.com/571151/the-mast-brothers-fooled-the-world-into-buying-crappy-hipster-chocolate-for-10-a-bar/

post #79232 of 85798
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Originally Posted by ChiliinFool View Post

I am deeply disappointed and yes, I would even say pissed off. You see I have been using Mast Brothers chocolate in my chili for years. It is an artisanal chocolate produced by the aforementioned Mast brothers in Brooklyn, New York. Well it's beginning to look as if the chocolate may not have been "artisanal" after all: they simply melted down widely available commercial chocolates and repackaged them. I could have been getting the same results at a much lower price for all of these years. I am not even sure how to proceed at this point. I think I might emphasize the nighty's and lingerie side of my business for the time being.

http://qz.com/571151/the-mast-brothers-fooled-the-world-into-buying-crappy-hipster-chocolate-for-10-a-bar/

I'm relieved that, at the least, it has not made you all hibbeldy-jibbeldy.
post #79233 of 85798

A lesser man would have become hibbeldy-jibbeldy, I'm quite certain of it.

post #79234 of 85798
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

There are plenty of naysayers and conspiracy theorists out there who try to knock baby and I down for what we've created with each other. People who insist that the energy between us doesnt fit with modern concepts in modern society. Their just jealous, jealous men like Greenfrog and the like.

I knew when I first met baby that we would be together till we died. I stumbled off the ship after crossing the Atlantic and waltzed right into the first bar I saw. I had maybe five buckets of cheap domestic long necks when see walked in. I was so consumed by beauty...I pushed over people to get to her, and then I punched her, stuck my tongue as deep her her mouth as possible and told her I'd never leave her because I'm a southern gentleman.

If you had just said "her butt hole" instead of "her mouth" I would have believed you.
post #79235 of 85798

Installed TrackMeNot. TrackMeNot does a random search for Hugh Hefner. I have been betrayed.

post #79236 of 85798
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Originally Posted by ChiliinFool View Post

I am deeply disappointed and yes, I would even say pissed off. You see I have been using Mast Brothers chocolate in my chili for years. It is an artisanal chocolate produced by the aforementioned Mast brothers in Brooklyn, New York. Well it's beginning to look as if the chocolate may not have been "artisanal" after all: they simply melted down widely available commercial chocolates and repackaged them. I could have been getting the same results at a much lower price for all of these years. I am not even sure how to proceed at this point. I think I might emphasize the nighty's and lingerie side of my business for the time being.

http://qz.com/571151/the-mast-brothers-fooled-the-world-into-buying-crappy-hipster-chocolate-for-10-a-bar/

I feel like this article pops up once every few years
post #79237 of 85798
Well... That sucks. $10 per bar is pretty damn expensive too
post #79238 of 85798
I like how they grew beards and started dressing like Amish people so they could charge more for chocolate. Fucking faux hipsters
post #79239 of 85798
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

Finn has an abnormally high percentage of posts about fireworks?

It's a nuisance that doesn't go away, having to listen to it one day 4th July, NYE is okay, but it's been going on since October now and every weekend since last new years.

My dog is scared senseless of it and some days it takes 3-4 attempt to get him to reach the front door of the building and actually get out and take an evening piss.
post #79240 of 85798
It's funny that Finn has such a strong aversion to fireworks given his affinity for making hard sticks eject things onto his face.
post #79241 of 85798
You are projecting dude.
post #79242 of 85798

4th of july ??? Whats up with that ?? 

post #79243 of 85798

A group of students from Oberlin College tried to shut down The Chili Chack today, claiming that my chili was "cultural appropriation." Apparently I stand accused of using Provel in my chili when in fact a genuine Cincinnati native would use cheddar. (For the record, I do not advertise my chili as Cincinnati chili. I just call it chili.) And then the protesters demanded that I pay them a fee for having "educated" me on cultural sensitivity issues. I replied that I would be happy to pay them in the currency of night stick, which I brandished in order to make the point clear. (I will grant that my retort was not especially felicitous from a stylistic point of view, but I was flustrated.)

post #79244 of 85798
It makes me happy to know Chilliin is reading the musings of Piob.
post #79245 of 85798
I mean actually tasting the chocolate wasn't helpful in determining its quality I suppose (Mast Bros.). Seems we'll continue to go on pretending Starbucks makes good coffee as well.
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