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Harold, are you on my list?
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I hope not.
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Damn near killed twice by hambeasts in shitty, dilapidated minivans on the same drive.

 

First time, I'm driving down a divided, state highway with a speed limit of 65.  Woman pulls into the median area to make a left turn when I'm about 200 yards away, but she stops.  I figure I'm good, but she pulls out when I'm <100 yards away and proceeds to drive 20.

 

Next, a few blocks from home, woman rolls through a stop sign making a right turn to go opposite as me.  No big deal except she comes all the way over into the oncoming traffic lane for no reason.  If there wasn't a bike lane I could pull into, she would have smashed into me.

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Damn near killed twice by hambeasts in shitty, dilapidated minivans on the same drive. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
First time, I'm driving down a divided, state highway with a speed limit of 65.  Woman pulls into the median area to make a left turn when I'm about 200 yards away, but she stops.  I figure I'm good, but she pulls out when I'm <100 yards away and proceeds to drive 20.

Next, a few blocks from home, woman rolls through a stop sign making a right turn to go opposite as me.  No big deal except she comes all the way over into the oncoming traffic lane for no reason.  If there wasn't a bike lane I could pull into, she would have smashed into me.

Same thing happened to me last weekend and I don't really know why I hesitated at the green light, but had I proceeded as usual I would have been t-boned at about 40 mph right into the driver's door. At minimum I would have been severely fucked if not dead. This stupid cunt just barrels through the intersection in her Benz SUV without even looking a full 1-2 seconds after it's green.

Needless to say, I scared the living shit out of her at the next intersection. nod[1].gif
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Needless to say, I scared the living shit out of her at the next intersection. nod[1].gif

 

What did you do :uhoh: 

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Ugh, I look like a giant fatso. Aren't these TV people supposed to use makeup and shit to make you look good?
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What did you do uhoh.gif  

Well I passed, stopped dead in front of her and threw my car in park and just got out in the middle of the street. Had her thinking "OMG, crazy white boy is gonna kill me!" at least for a few seconds because I could tell she was freaking out. I let that simmer a bit until I made clear I was going to talk to her earnestly. But in all seriousness I told her … "Look… you and I both know you ran the red light (egregiously!) and the only reason I'm not in the hospital and you aren't on your way to somewhere else … is God knows why I hesitated. This is my neighborhood and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want me driving like that in yours … so think about that while you are safely on your way home." This was clearly unexpected for her as she became blushed and began apologizing profusely. I said "fine, you could have killed me, but apology accepted… now quit driving like an asshole."

All in all I think it worked out. happy.gif
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Well I passed, stopped dead in front of her and threw my car in park and just got out in the middle of the street. Had her thinking "OMG, crazy white boy is gonna kill me!" at least for a few seconds because I could tell she was freaking out. I let that simmer a bit until I made clear I was going to talk to her earnestly. But in all seriousness I told her … "Look… you and I both know you ran the red light (egregiously!) and the only reason I'm not in the hospital and you aren't on your way to somewhere else … is God knows why I hesitated. This is my neighborhood and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want me driving like that in yours … so think about that while you are safely on your way home." This was clearly unexpected for her as she became blushed and began apologizing profusely. I said "fine, you could have killed me, but apology accepted… now quit driving like an asshole."

All in all I think it worked out. happy.gif


was she hot

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was she hot

No. I don't want to get stereotypical, but … (so obviously now I'm about to be stereotypical!) She was the archetype of the LA rich Persian lady in pricey SUV, wearing obnoxiously large sunglasses, bad color job, too much make-up, too much perfume, completely self-absorbed and imperious with shitty Goyard tote sitting on the passenger seat. So pretty much half my neighborhood.
Edited by Kid Nickels - 12/13/15 at 8:30pm
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Ugh, I look like a giant fatso. Aren't these TV people supposed to use makeup and shit to make you look good?


they're not miracle workers

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Last week I gave my lectures by talking into a bullhorn that I put a microphone in front of did it to honor Scott Weiland. Today I got a letter in my office mailbox from the dean turns out I got demerit points on my record. That was a mistake on the dean's part, put 'er that way, I'm going to stand outside his office tomorrow and speak angry words into a bullhorn with a microphone in front of it.
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I bought all these new sweaters gearing up for winter and now it's 70 degrees in December and I can't even wear the new sweaters I bought.
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Let me tell you something Van Veen, the warm weather is not doing my chili business any favors either. People think of chili as a treat to enjoy during the cold weather months. (That is why it is called chili, which is a variant of chilly.) I've decided to try to market chili as a warm weather treat by offering a variety that has large pieces of watermelon in it. I am cautiously optimistic, as the saying goes.

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So I just read this story on CNN that a kid got pulled into a woodchipper his first day on the job… ugh, my goodness it's unbelievable. So sad. frown.gif
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Originally Posted by Kid Nickels View Post

No. I don't want to get stereotypical, but … (so obviously now I'm about to be stereotypical!) She was the archetype of the LA rich Persian lady in pricey SUV, wearing obnoxiously large sunglasses, bad color job, too much make-up, too much perfume, completely self-absorbed and imperious with shitty Goyard tote sitting on the passenger seat. So pretty much half my neighborhood.

since you're male and you've interacted with someone thats 1/128th cousins with a Kardashian your athletic ability will decay immediately or maybe in 5 years you'll posting as Ms Kid Nickles.
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