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post #78616 of 85734
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just found out that one of my ex-personal assistants has written a tell-all book denouncing me for being hard to work for and distant, unfriendly demeanor. Also accused me of sending her out to buy birds, and then making her return them to the store. (I was telling her to go out and buy byrrh but she kept coming back with birds that's why I had unfriendly demeanor just wanted some byrrh.)

 

Does the university let you drink at work?

post #78617 of 85734
Drinking is perhibited in general at my university but there is an exception for me because the byrrh drink puts clever notions into my mente to where I get a good productiveness to me.
post #78618 of 85734
Not as much as the brandy.
post #78619 of 85734
Can't even find dat Korbel brandy here in the STL (if you can even believe that).

I am at home now actually drinking an brandy as I type these very words.
post #78620 of 85734
And I am drinking a byrrh
post #78621 of 85734
Thanks to Bhowie's efforts of proselytize byrrh has become one of the most beloved beverdges of Styleforum website.
post #78622 of 85734
Is there such a thing as a PDF printer that instead of just making a crisp PDF, makes it look like you have printed and scanned the document?

I've got a perfectly good signature stamp in Acrobat (from a scanned copy of my signature), but occasionally people be all like "Goodness no! This document must be physically signed before you scan it and email it back to us!"

I think it would just have to convert it to image, rotate it slightly, and apply a bad instagram filter.
post #78623 of 85734
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

Is there such a thing as a PDF printer that instead of just making a crisp PDF, makes it look like you have printed and scanned the document?

I've got a perfectly good signature stamp in Acrobat (from a scanned copy of my signature), but occasionally people be all like "Goodness no! This document must be physically signed before you scan it and email it back to us!"

I think it would just have to convert it to image, rotate it slightly, and apply a bad instagram filter.

 

Next billion dollar app idea.

post #78624 of 85734
I've done 5 minutes of research and it appears that there is an opening in the market for this sort of product.

I found a bunch of people asking how to do it, and a bunch of kludgy solutions....One website you can upload to (yeah, because people signing documents love to upload them to strange websites), and a bunch of half assed "well you could do something like this..." that use image editing programs to accomplish it. It works, and some of them sort of look like photocopies...but none are turnkey solutions or take less time than actually printing and scanning the damn thing.
post #78625 of 85734
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Thanks to Bhowie's efforts of proselytize byrrh has become one of the most beloved beverdges of Styleforum website.


I thought byhrr was a L'incise for beer. Wiki says not 

post #78626 of 85734
Byrrh is a true beverdge in its own right, no two ways about it. In actual fact it doesn't resemble beer at all, either in taste or in color. Or in its effects on the mente.
post #78627 of 85734
Mö - Lean on, I can't escape that fucking song.
post #78628 of 85734
Look I'm not here to criticize the Lord or His ways just not my place, but I will say this I don't know why He has decided to make it be dark so early in the day. When I leave work to go to my place of dwell the sun has already gone down below the horizon.
post #78629 of 85734
We had 8:28 hours of daylight today, so check back with me, when its also dark when you leave for work.
post #78630 of 85734
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

Next billion dollar app idea.

I don't know what industries you guys work in, but from the legal side of considering whether a document contains a valid signature, the trend has been toward digital authentication. Some individual customers/companies/etc. may still require a handwritten signature as you mention, but before too long I think they'll all (almost) be digital anyway.
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