Screw you, dipshit. You just guaranteed you're not getting a call back until after lunch.
Edited by lawyerdad - 11/2/15 at 1:08pm
Small-timer question, but why do they send your secretary the documents rather than you directly?
What decade is this?
You can easily replace her with Siri.
My old boss had this issue. When he did find a good one, she (always she) started looking for a new job or towards grad school immediately. When you require a 4 year degree for an assistant you have to expect that person to move on pretty quickly. Nobody understood why he had an assistant anyway. He did less work than everybody else in the office. I think it was a status thing for him.