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post #78511 of 85666
Today a person said to me "you're what they call a confirmed batchler hehehe!" The "hehehe" part made me think his words had some kind of hidden meaning that was supposed to be down-a-grading or something.
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How can you be a confirmed batchler and sire a couple of cats at the same time?? Does mister know it all have the answer to that hehehe
post #78513 of 85666
In defense of the person what down-a-graded me, though, I don't think they are really mine (dates don't work out) and I don't think they are cats I think they are human children.
post #78514 of 85666

I need some of whatever you are all smoking to keep up.

post #78515 of 85666
Summary: A while ago a lady showed up at my door with two children saying they were mine. (They are Diderik and Merchant, ages 11 and 8 respectively.) I'd only dated the woman a few years prior, but that didn't occur to me at the time, so when she said I should take responsibility and raise Diderik and Merchant, I didn't refuse. When I got a DNA test, the results showed that they were cats. I don't think that's true though because they have the traits of humans. (Diderik likes Def Leppard, for example. Cats don't like Def Leppard even though there's a veiled reference to a cat in the name.)
post #78516 of 85666
Fuck I just got outbid by an eBay sniper at the last minute for a sous vide machine I was eyeing
post #78517 of 85666
My pink pen, of which I use to grade papers and exams, has run out of ink to where now I must grade using lavender pen. The weather has got a raininess to it so's that I don't want to go out and buy another pink pen right now.
post #78518 of 85666
You don't got dat Prime Now down there?
post #78519 of 85666
No, we do not even have dat Amazon Prime Now. I don't want to stir up animosity whatnot but I think it might be discrimination afoot.
post #78520 of 85666
Yes I think Amazon only offers Prime to real cities not the make believe ones like "STL". Don't shoot me I'm just the messenger
post #78521 of 85666
St. Louis is the home of the Rams football squad that tells you all you need to know (it's a real city, put 'er that way). Also home to the ole Linkadessen who is as real as a heart attack (or whatever the saying is).
post #78522 of 85666
Obama just cancelled my yoga class!
post #78523 of 85666
god dammit.

first class upgrades were really cheap for the flights my GF and I are taking for thanksgiving. I took her confirmation email and went to buy it secretly (we are on separate itineraries because we fly out on different days but return together).

Bought her upgrade and then went to buy mine. It still said the same price. Choose seats and hit purchase...fucking thing spits it back at me and says prices went up.

Shit almost doubled in price, but I had to pay it since I was already committed
post #78524 of 85666
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

I need some of whatever you are all smoking to keep up.

Maybe your local constabulary will let you come on a ride-along.
post #78525 of 85666
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

god dammit.

first class upgrades were really cheap for the flights my GF and I are taking for thanksgiving. I took her confirmation email and went to buy it secretly (we are on separate itineraries because we fly out on different days but return together).

Bought her upgrade and then went to buy mine. It still said the same price. Choose seats and hit purchase...fucking thing spits it back at me and says prices went up.

Shit almost doubled in price, but I had to pay it since I was already committed

Thanks bae ☺️
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