Also, the fact that the secular Jews are off is irritating and screws shit up at work. If you're going to temple I have no beef, but Bernard who couldn't be less religious is home in his underwear eating banana pancakes.
I told a boss once my god "Hedon" (a reindeer in sunglasses) requires that every second Friday I drink 12 beers and watch AMC from 11am onward. I even offered to work from home 9-11am. He didnt buy it.