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There should be a way for turnstiles to know when someone is holding their ass up the scanner because they're too lazy to take their wallet out of their pocket. The turnstile could then electrically shock that person. Aside: what is with people who put things in the pocket of dress pants? 

post #77852 of 85802
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

There should be a way for turnstiles to know when someone is holding their ass up the scanner because they're too lazy to take their wallet out of their pocket. The turnstile could then electrically shock that person. Aside: what is with people who put things in the pocket of dress pants? 

When one doesn't wear a jacket, where should one carry things?
post #77853 of 85802

... don't not wear a jacket you animal. 

post #77854 of 85802
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

... don't not wear a jacket you animal. 

Philistines...

I have ticket pockets on my jackets..
post #77855 of 85802
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

When one doesn't wear a jacket, where should one carry things?

In your fanny pack?
post #77856 of 85802
Or take the fucking card out of your pocket so the machine can read it properly? Is this what we have been reduced to?! Our ancestors built the pyramids by hand FFS
post #77857 of 85802
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

... don't not wear a jacket you animal. 

ethan you roll w your wallet in your suit jacket? Gwan git mugged bra.
post #77858 of 85802
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Or take the fucking card out of your pocket so the machine can read it properly? Is this what we have been reduced to?! Our ancestors built the pyramids by hand FFS

Yeah, I need a slave to carry my keycard.
post #77859 of 85802
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

... don't not wear a jacket you animal. 

I hear you, but I work in an environment where people regularly wear cargo shorts and flip flops to work.
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Originally Posted by SirReveller View Post

ethan you roll w your wallet in your suit jacket? Gwan git mugged bra.

Naw bro. I keep my wallet in my jacket too.
post #77860 of 85802
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

In your fanny pack?

It ripped last month, and I haven't seen a replacement posted on Slickdeals in awhile.
post #77861 of 85802
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post


I hear you, but I work in an environment where people regularly wear cargo shorts and flip flops to work.

 

So wear jeans and put your wallet in your pocket. Problem solved. 

post #77862 of 85802
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

When one doesn't wear a jacket, where should one carry things?

Inside one of your FUPA layers.
post #77863 of 85802
I park my sunglasses where many a dandy has his Drake's pocket square proudly and prominently displayed. Left suit pocket: keys. Right: smokes/lighter. Phone on inside suit pocket. Gum left pant. Wallet right. Parking receipts, chinese fortune cookie fortunes and other misc. (drug baggies) butt pocket. No change tho.
post #77864 of 85802

Betimes I'm like... I have no spirit of work today. Today is one of these betimes. 

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When u can't view NSFW snaps cause u at work

on a similar note, the other week i sent my brother a snapchat of a big 'ol fart, because I'm really mature. Told him volume up, so he knew what was coming. He was at work, so he snuck off to a quiet room and hit play but heard nothing. Turns out he was still connected to the bluetooth speaker in the room where two managers were working away. He said they came out holding the speaker and were all "was this you? vile."

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