Okay so there was a speaker at the university for orientation of new students gave a TED style talk to the women students:
Speaker: Every one of you got to make a choice. It is a choice that will affect your future lifeways like nobody's business. It is the choice do you strengthen your body or do you strengthen your booty? If you strengthen your booty you will attract a man but if you strengthen your body you will attract woman people be think your are lesbian trying out for the Liberty or the Dream. Now the Lord han decreed that the life of lesbian is life of contumely bring sorrows right down on to you. You can see where this talk is going, hehehe... ... ... Ladies, get into the gym strengthen that bootys!
Students: ooo-ah-ooo-ah-ooo in to dat gym!!!