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post #77416 of 85782
Betimes I get a e-mail from e-bay be tell me "Hey we han handpicked some items of which we think you will be excited check them out!" I'm like "Do you think I'm stupid you didn't handpick any damn items."
post #77417 of 85782
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Originally Posted by SirReveller View Post

Freud would say the chick represents all women and the vomitus is their attempt to get you to commit/love.
I think....

Highly doubt it. I'd marry my boo in a hot second.
post #77418 of 85782
but then she'd just make you pay for the entire wedding, and that shit be expensive
post #77419 of 85782
Nah, she's not extravagant at all. We have discussed it, more of like a courthouse, then meet friends for drinks. Weddings are so lame.
post #77420 of 85782
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I had a very bothersome dream last night. I had a dream that I made out with this girl in a bar and she kept vomiting uncontrollably all over me, I would try to get away but she would keep on pulling me towards her and puking on me. People around me wouldn't stop her as they said I brought it on myself. I finally got free, but at another bar on another night she arrived and began violently vomiting on me again and kept restraining me and vomiting on me even more. I was absolutely horrified. I have like, a bad dream hangover because of it. She wasn't even hot. Bummer.

I have a vivid memory of a random high school party that was a mix of folks from two different schools. That often led to some rapid pairing as I guess that's the high school equivalent of, "What happens in Vegas..." One of the guys I was with had over drunk early and puked before the sun even went down. A "make out session" (do kids even use that phrase still?) started and he was making out with a chic from the other school. She broke off the kissing and said in a loud voice, "Did you have pizza for dinner?" All of us that knew he had just finished puking burst out laughing.
post #77421 of 85782
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Nah, she's not extravagant at all. We have discussed it, more of like a courthouse, then meet friends for drinks. Weddings are so lame.


Are they more lame than getting married though? 

post #77422 of 85782
In my opinion, yes.
post #77423 of 85782
The dreams signify you've been watching too much efukt lately.
post #77424 of 85782
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Nah, she's not extravagant at all. We have discussed it, more of like a courthouse, then meet friends for drinks. Weddings are so lame.

My friends totally rocked this. They still had a ceremony, but it was with a craigslist reverend named Michael Jordan (or maybe Jackson). No bridesmaids/groomsmen, and the groom played his own sort of wedding march on an electric piano. Tea service with some cookies afterwards.

Then a few hours later, they had the basement bar/event space at a good restaurant. Food was brought out, but no formal dining. Instead of a choice between bud light, cheap wine, or well drinks, the whole bar was open, complete with good bartenders rather than cater-waiters. No band/DJ/dancefloor besides the music...but people who wanted it all went out nearby afterwards. People still got sloshed, my buddy made out with a lesbian friend of the bride, and fun was had by all.
post #77425 of 85782
That sounds really shitty but maybe that's what hipsters and social rebels do nowadays
post #77426 of 85782
How's it shitty? Food and drink were way better than any wedding I have ever been to and the restaurant is nicer than some big banquet hall. Ceremony was still in a nice place, just not a huge venue.

I mean, you can't do it if you want to have a big wedding. But I don't think they had more than 30 guests and it was awesome. But that also probably only works if you don't have a bunch of family you have to invite. It was pretty much all just friends plus their parents and siblings (I think the paid separate visits to the extended families).
post #77427 of 85782
i was going to say that only works if you have like a handful of friends (don't forget, they all get a +1 so a 'handful' quickly doubles), and no family.


and it's still fucking expensive. My brother's "30 people plus a clambake" idea quickly scaled to around $5K for food and not shitty drink.
post #77428 of 85782
yesterday evening, some prick tried to buy $500 from a software store in Yonkers using my CC number. Fuck him.



and yes pB, Amex called me immediately, cancelled the card before they approved the transaction, and by noon today I had a new card.
post #77429 of 85782
It's not for me to dictate how people should get married, but for me a wedding should be a special event. Not necessarily spend 100k or whatever, but a wedding that looks half-assed or meant to be ironic, is a shitty wedding in my book
post #77430 of 85782

There's no better way to share your everlasting love and devotion for your partner with your family than serving them dry chicken or dry salmon.  

 

The best wedding I've ever been to was Indian because the food was on point. 

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