or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW! - Page 5132

post #76966 of 85767
really craving stone crab claws rn
post #76967 of 85767
Gotta say..I liked this dude's vanity plate:

Big South Park fan? Lol
post #76968 of 85767
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

really craving stone crab claws rn

I am in Biloxi and ate so many claws of stone crab to where it has provided me feeling of bloat.
post #76969 of 85767
I just had the most shameful toilet unclogging experience of my life, bar none.

It can never get worse than what I just dealt with.

On the positive side, I found a plunger that works very well. Gotta find the silver lining in shitty situations, amirite brahs?
post #76970 of 85767
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Okay, I've seen folks comment about the "13.1" and "26.2" bumper stickers here. This morning I saw something that blows this away. A personalized license plate, "5K RNR.". This is something so awesome you need to put it on your license plate?

What if it were Emil Zatopek's car? Oh wait he's dead, so is Paavo Nurmi, so it probably wasn't his car either, also they could run the shit out of anything over 1500 anyway so why 5K? Maybe it was Ron Clarke's car, but Ronny died a few months ago, and I don't think he was such a poser anyway, and Ron could also run anythng between 1500 and 10,000. Lasse Virén is still alive, but unfortunately he won 2 Olympic golds in the 10,000 to go with his 5ks so not likely him. So who could it be? Perhaps some dickhead?
post #76971 of 85767

Green Frog has to be one of those idiots who uses way too much toilet paper. I have never clogged a toilet in my life. 

post #76972 of 85767
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

I just had the most shameful toilet unclogging experience of my life, bar none.

It can never get worse than what I just dealt with.

On the positive side, I found a plunger that works very well. Gotta find the silver lining in shitty situations, amirite brahs?

Are you sure there is enough water being used when you flush the toilet? some landlords cheap out by lowering it.

post #76973 of 85767
The solution is rather simple. I just need to stop eating like shit so I can have better shits.

Lmao at toilet paper clogging the toilet. It's the poo and only the poo, baby! icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
post #76974 of 85767
You only clog it because you go twice a week
post #76975 of 85767
False. I attend once a day / every other day.

Real men take giant, clog-inducing dumps. Y'all a bunch of pussies!

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
peepwall[1].gif
post #76976 of 85767

So I was lugging up two heavy suitcases and several containers up the stairs yesterday as my apartment has no elevator. It was a long day of moving heavy furniture, so I was tired and drenched in sweat. Anyways, I got tired on my way up several flights, so I eventually let one of the suitcases down. In the process, my body also bent forward and I let out a fart..........right onto someone's face behind me. I turned around and our eyes locked. He moved aside and kept walking up as I caught my breath. I hope I never have to see him again. :hide: 

post #76977 of 85767
Shouldn't the dude himself be the one posting about this encounter? ;P
post #76978 of 85767
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulan View Post

So I was lugging up two heavy suitcases and several containers up the stairs yesterday as my apartment has no elevator. It was a long day of moving heavy furniture, so I was tired and drenched in sweat. Anyways, I got tired on my way up several flights, so I eventually let one of the suitcases down. In the process, my body also bent forward and I let out a fart..........right onto someone's face behind me. I turned around and our eyes locked. He moved aside and kept walking up as I caught my breath. I hope I never have to see him again. peepwall%5B1%5D.gif 
This made me laugh so much that I farted
post #76979 of 85767
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulan View Post

So I was lugging up two heavy suitcases and several containers up the stairs yesterday as my apartment has no elevator. It was a long day of moving heavy furniture, so I was tired and drenched in sweat. Anyways, I got tired on my way up several flights, so I eventually let one of the suitcases down. In the process, my body also bent forward and I let out a fart..........right onto someone's face behind me. I turned around and our eyes locked. He moved aside and kept walking up as I caught my breath. I hope I never have to see him again. peepwall%5B1%5D.gif 

That is like a L'Incandescent's story...

My kind of story.
post #76980 of 85767
My gf ate all the ficoscioa bread that was my lunch for tomorrow
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: General Chat
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!