Cyclists on the road.
I can't stand these people. I just want to roll down my window and say "No one wants you here!" They all have really unattractive bodies too and dress in goofy clothing. I have never seen a single one who's ass I couldn't kick. You really have to be an asshole to slow down all these people in cars behind you.
I think if I ever hit one Id just speed off and leave him for dead. If it was anyone else, even if they were walking in the road I think I'd by sympathetic enough to take them to a hospital. And you know, you'd only hit one because they were 3-4 inches too far to the left, even though there is a hell of a lot of room to the right they could have been and you risk squeezing though.
How does a cyclist who gets run over react anyway? Does he spend all day long giving cars just this ---| |--- much room to pass, get put in the hospital and wonder how that could have happened? I think because squatting is illegal in the US, the people who would otherwise be squatters turn into cyclists. Same entitled pretentious attitude and they are always ugly looking people. I bet they smell the same too.