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The one time I am actually avoiding something more awful than being in New Jersey.
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I was at that wedding and then a family function!!!!!!

This weekend I am doing volunteer work... peepwall[1].gif

Fresh Air Fund?
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What?
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I know certain people might disagree with me for their own personal reasons of bias, but basically I'm like "Who cares about the ESPYs?"
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What are the ESPYs? Is that some reward ceremony for aspies?
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What are the ESPYs? Is that some reward ceremony for aspies?

Based on the 5 seconds of advertising I've seen on it, it is an award show for those who get sex changes.
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I think I might have complained about this a while back, but when I went to Cambodia in January one of my girlfriend's friends over there asked me if I would bring over a couple small handbags that she would give her friends as Christmas gifts. There's no shipping to Cambodia so she had them sent to my home. Well she ordered like fucking 7 giant bags and I literally had to check and extra bag to take over there. I was fucking pissed. To make matters worse, she didn't like a few of them and when I came home I had to send back some of them.

She's a hard person to stay mad at as she is very charming and friendly and is good to my girlfriend. So anyway she mentioned back in January that she is going to be in NYC at some point in the year and if she could spend a day or two at my place. Sure, not a problem. Fast forward to today. Not a peep about this in 6 months and today I get a Facebook message from her asking if I would get lunch with her at JFK airport on Saturday and take her bags back to my place while she flies to Buffalo for a few days.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is she fucking serious? ffffuuuu.gif

I thought maybe you were going to get laid until the part about flying to Buffalo. Hello friend zone!
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Okay so basically during my formative years I learned how to do things in life by watching pro wrestling. That includes learning how to do interviews, which is something you see a lot in wrestling. Well one of the things wrestlers always used to do throughout the interview is flex their pectral muscles basically to show that they are strong even what they are not picking a person up and throwing him. Why am I bringing this up now? Because I had a job interview recently and I flexed my pectrals to show my strength. Turns out my act was recorded in their rubric as "act of entemmadation" to where I was not offered the job.
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Cyclists on the road.

I can't stand these people. I just want to roll down my window and say "No one wants you here!" They all have really unattractive bodies too and dress in goofy clothing. I have never seen a single one who's ass I couldn't kick. You really have to be an asshole to slow down all these people in cars behind you.

I think if I ever hit one Id just speed off and leave him for dead. If it was anyone else, even if they were walking in the road I think I'd by sympathetic enough to take them to a hospital. And you know, you'd only hit one because they were 3-4 inches too far to the left, even though there is a hell of a lot of room to the right they could have been and you risk squeezing though.

How does a cyclist who gets run over react anyway? Does he spend all day long giving cars just this ---| |--- much room to pass, get put in the hospital and wonder how that could have happened? I think because squatting is illegal in the US, the people who would otherwise be squatters turn into cyclists. Same entitled pretentious attitude and they are always ugly looking people. I bet they smell the same too.
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Also I betcha that cyclists listen to unhip music and don't have good manners at table (use the wrong fork). And worship the wrong Lord to boot.
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Originally Posted by Reggs View Post

Cyclists on the road.

I can't stand these people. I just want to roll down my window and say "No one wants you here!" They all have really unattractive bodies too and dress in goofy clothing. I have never seen a single one who's ass I couldn't kick. You really have to be an asshole to slow down all these people in cars behind you.

I think if I ever hit one Id just speed off and leave him for dead. If it was anyone else, even if they were walking in the road I think I'd by sympathetic enough to take them to a hospital. And you know, you'd only hit one because they were 3-4 inches too far to the left, even though there is a hell of a lot of room to the right they could have been and you risk squeezing though.

How does a cyclist who gets run over react anyway? Does he spend all day long giving cars just this ---| |--- much room to pass, get put in the hospital and wonder how that could have happened? I think because squatting is illegal in the US, the people who would otherwise be squatters turn into cyclists. Same entitled pretentious attitude and they are always ugly looking people. I bet they smell the same too.

I hope someone murders you during a road rage incident.
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Cyclists on the road.

I can't stand these people. I just want to roll down my window and say "No one wants you here!" They all have really unattractive bodies too and dress in goofy clothing. I have never seen a single one who's ass I couldn't kick. You really have to be an asshole to slow down all these people in cars behind you.

I think if I ever hit one Id just speed off and leave him for dead. If it was anyone else, even if they were walking in the road I think I'd by sympathetic enough to take them to a hospital. And you know, you'd only hit one because they were 3-4 inches too far to the left, even though there is a hell of a lot of room to the right they could have been and you risk squeezing though.

How does a cyclist who gets run over react anyway? Does he spend all day long giving cars just this ---| |--- much room to pass, get put in the hospital and wonder how that could have happened? I think because squatting is illegal in the US, the people who would otherwise be squatters turn into cyclists. Same entitled pretentious attitude and they are always ugly looking people. I bet they smell the same too.

I hope someone murders you during a road rage incident.

water bottle as a murder weapon
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That escalated quickly.
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hope Reggs doesn't hit a bicyclist and turn it into a...


























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