Agreed. I was kidding. Delta's been perfectly fine when I've flown them the last few years.
Oh, and someone needs to invent the technology whereby, when some douche at work uses the Outlook setting to request a "read receipt" or whatever be sent when you open his email, you're able to make dogshit come out of his keyboard.
Edited by lawyerdad - 6/22/15 at 4:40pm