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post #75481 of 85765
When your poop so big and fat dat it sticks out above the water and even the poopouri has no effect and your bathroom smells like a public bathroom and your toilet clogs.

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post #75482 of 85765
Got to buy some Binaca spray it in to dat bowl.
post #75483 of 85765
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

When your poop so big and fat dat it sticks out above the water and even the poopouri has no effect and your bathroom smells like a public bathroom and your toilet clogs.

😓😭

First poop of the week again ? Eat more fiber man.
post #75484 of 85765
I'm more than a little pissed off at my younger sister and her closet gay husband. They home schooled their only kid, had him wrapped up in their splinter Baptist church all his life. Last night was his 19th birthday and he spent it with his parents. Granted, it was at the Rush concert in Toronto, but dammit why didn't they buy a handful of tickets and send him and his friends there to do some drinking and get some pussy? Oh, I know why. He has no friends but his parents and the kids in his church youth group.

I would say it's child abuse but he's now officially a young adult.
post #75485 of 85765
Borderline CESpool, but my feed is already filled with political crap about this shooting in South Carolina. Stop trying to score political points on the back of every tragedy ever.
post #75486 of 85765
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Next time you see her, you should expose yourself to her. Women like it when men show them their genitals (gives the the vapors).


My favourite strategy is one suggested by Jay Mohr. You sit down with her on the couch, unzip your pants, take out your junk, then look her right in the eyes and ask "so what're we gonna do about this here?"
post #75487 of 85765
You could also say "well, it's not going to suck itself!"
post #75488 of 85765
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

My favourite strategy is one suggested by Jay Mohr. You sit down with her on the couch, unzip your pants, take out your junk, then look her right in the eyes and ask "so what're we gonna do about this here?"

"Point and laugh?"
post #75489 of 85765
'Oh, look, a penis. But only smaller.'
post #75490 of 85765
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Next time you see her, you should expose yourself to her. Women like it when men show them their genitals (gives the the vapors).



This still cracks me up.

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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I'm more than a little pissed off at my younger sister and her closet gay husband.

What? Really? Does the kid know? I have a couple-years-younger cousin that is severely closeted, but he's not married and obviously doesn't have a kid. One side of the family is like "duh… he's gay", the other side is Captain Oblivious.
post #75491 of 85765
I know some gays who have never even apologized to their families for all the troubles they han caused, such as having to explain to skepticle parishioners the idea of making love to someone of the same sex even though God didn't create Adam and Steve.
post #75492 of 85765
I got a letter from a collection agency saying I owe 3300 to Verizon when Ive never had a Verizon account. Sure enough its on my credit score. ffffuuuu.gif
post #75493 of 85765
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Originally Posted by Kid Nickels View Post

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What? Really? Does the kid know? I have a couple-years-younger cousin that is severely closeted, but he's not married and obviously doesn't have a kid. One side of the family is like "duh… he's gay", the other side is Captain Oblivious.

No idea. They've had separate bedrooms from the start, and at the wedding, his "best friend" and him gave each other a very touching, teary eyed speech with some uncomfortable levels of PDA.

Whatever works for them, I say, but in Canada 19 is the drinking age and I think the kid is so entrapped in their little homeschooled, religious world he had no idea he should be out getting soused and a BJ on his 19th.
post #75494 of 85765
Should we send pB out there so that he can at least get the BJ?
post #75495 of 85765
My parents actually have had separate bedrooms my whole life.
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