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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

I have a good friend who used to be late to stuff because he'd get caught up taking a poop.

Seriously, this was years ago, back before I had a real job, and I was night owl. He worked at a restaurant, and he'd call a bit before he was to leave work to see if I wanted to grab a few beers. We'd plan to meet at, say, 10:00, and he'd show up at the bar at 10:40 going, "sorry I"m late, man; I got caught up taking a poop." Eventually, I just started meeting at his house. He'd still have to take a disturbingly long dump, but he'd leave the front door unlocked so I could come in. Instead of spending cash drinking alone at the bar, I'd just chill on the sofa watching TV and drinking his beer

You could've just been a pal and bought the guy some Metamucil
post #75212 of 85764
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Originally Posted by erictheobscure View Post

You could've just been a pal and bought the guy some Metamucil

Heck, or just dig-stim him.
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Even though I live in the "concrete jungle" (the citay), betimes I am required to venture into rural zones of life. This is something that happened today. I am wearing lavender pants and I'll tell you what the locals was staring at me like I was an alien from outer space or something.
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"Baby on board" signs in car windows. Either "baby" is code for "fucking imbecile", or babies these days are born with the power to suck all the intelligence out of their parents' brains.
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

"Baby on board" signs in car windows. Either "baby" is code for "fucking imbecile", or babies these days are born with the power to suck all the intelligence out of their parents' brains.
You live where? California made those things a felony in the 80s
post #75216 of 85764
South Florida
post #75217 of 85764
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

"Baby on board" signs in car windows. Either "baby" is code for "fucking imbecile", or babies these days are born with the power to suck all the intelligence out of their parents' brains.


LOLZ. I vaguely remember reading some batshit article in the last week about some shithole state (probably Florida) wanting to outlaw bumper stickers because if you put on a bumper sticker that you have an honor role student then the kid touchers know where to strike next. I forget where I read this shit but if I come back across it I will post it here.
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Bumper stickers are great because they tell you if the douchebag who cut you off actually is a douchebag. 

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I have observed that anyone with three or more bumper stickers is always an idiot. The chances rise to 100% this is true if it's three bumper stickers on the same topic.
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Minivans with family stick figures make me so sad. The only vehicle sadder than a minivan is a minivan with family stick figures. 

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I've got a Pontiac bumper sticker on my car so that thiefs think it is a Pontiac rather than a Maybach.
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Eschew Obfuscation and Never Forget Old What's His Name are funny tho
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

Bumper stickers are great because they tell you if the douchebag who cut you off actually is a douchebag. 

Hint: It is everyone who has a bumper sticker.
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I fully support the last one. 

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