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Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie View Post

You had to check your phone when traveling 1 floor?



It's like a nervous tick that people have to stare at their phone when they're around strangers, right? Fuck that shit. Look straight ahead, like a baws.

I agree. People get so nervous in elevators. Just stand quietly.
post #75062 of 86276
Or play pocket pool!
post #75063 of 86276
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Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie View Post

wtf you talking about?

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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

so I use their bathroom)
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so I use their bathroom)
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so I use their bathroom)
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so I use their bathroom)
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so I use their bathroom)

While in the process of defecating, I was also searching for a future mate. I failed to exit the application which acted as Cupid's proxy upon leaving the commode. When we wed, I will regale this elegant tale of courtship to all assembled.

Better?
post #75064 of 86276
No, not better.
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Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie View Post

did you or did you not get on the elevator to travel 1 floor, and check your phone during the trip?

I'm not asking why you were on tinder, if that's what you're trying to answer. Try to answer what I'm asking.
post #75065 of 86276
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I agree. People get so nervous in elevators. Just stand quietly.

silently farting in a full elevator is a thing of beauty. maybe farting in an empty elevator as you reach ground floor (where many people await to board the hotbox) is equally as satisfying.
post #75066 of 86276
...for sociopaths
post #75067 of 86276
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Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie View Post

...for sociopaths

a sociopath would fart loudly and not care. I still feel guilt for doing a sinful act, but still enjoy it. somewhat like masturbating.
post #75068 of 86276
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post






While in the process of defecating, I was also searching for a future mate. I failed to exit the application which acted as Cupid's proxy upon leaving the commode. When we wed, I will regale this elegant tale of courtship to all assembled.

Better?

He isn;t asking why you were using the elevator for 1 flight or why you were on that floor or what you were looking at while taking a shit.

He is asking why, after you got on the elevator, you felt the need to even have to look at your phone?

Could you not wait for 15 seconds until you got back to your desk?
post #75069 of 86276
Man, people are posting in my zone today.
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

a sociopath would fart loudly and not care.

An unabashed sociopath might fart loudly and not care. I'm making the judgement based on your lack of concern for people... you're taking pleasure in inflicting pain.


Checked google for a definish just to make sure I has good brains:
"a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience"

Regarding "psycopathic," note that my construction was "...for sociopaths"
post #75070 of 86276
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Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie View Post

Man, people are posting in my zone today.
An unabashed sociopath might fart loudly and not care. I'm making the judgement based on your lack of concern for people... you're taking pleasure in inflicting pain.


Checked google for a definish just to make sure I has good brains:
"a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience"

Regarding "psycopathic," note that my construction was "...for sociopaths"

post #75071 of 86276
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

silently farting in a full elevator is a thing of beauty. maybe farting in an empty elevator as you reach ground floor (where many people await to board the hotbox) is equally as satisfying.

Agreed it's always funny and always satisfying. Just don't be the guy who starts cracking up when some poor prick mumbles "somebody shit".

Stairs is also satisfying since people are breathing slightly harder while climbing.
post #75072 of 86276
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...does not refute...



And all these people on SF assume I'm a bad guy
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End of an era on the clay courts perhaps.................
post #75074 of 86276
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

End of an era on the clay courts perhaps.................


Nadal is like Sampson. He's doing the Lebron with his headband these days. Further and further up. 

post #75075 of 86276
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Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie View Post

Man, people are posting in my zone today.
An unabashed sociopath might fart loudly and not care. I'm making the judgement based on your lack of concern for people... you're taking pleasure in inflicting pain.


Checked google for a definish just to make sure I has good brains:
"a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience"

Regarding "psycopathic," note that my construction was "...for sociopaths"

He feels guilty. He might be a dick, but sociopaths lack morality and a feeling of guilt.
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