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post #74986 of 85684
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

I'm not sure what it means to "take porn seriously". As in, believe they're all documentaries based on true stories? Or get annoyed and shush people who talk during the movie?

The guy that has strong opinions about his favorite porn stars, ten terabytes of cross referenced porn, and who spends non-erotic time finding and discussing porn.

They're out there....
post #74987 of 85684
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

The guy that has strong opinions about his favorite porn stars, ten terabytes of cross referenced porn, and who spends non-erotic time finding and discussing porn.

They're out there....

Got it, thanks. Can't imagine why anyone would need more than 5 TB. Creepy as fuck.
post #74988 of 85684
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

They are all based on true stories. Which is why, if I ever had a daughter, I would never let her work as a babysitter

Esp. not for MrG.

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post #74989 of 85684
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

i dont understand why you would celebrate getting married by paying loads of money for naked women to cocktease you and your friends. there's something about the "you have a boner. i have a boner. all our friends have boners. we're all sitting here with boners" that seems fairly awkward to me

Strip clubs are best when enjoyed by bringing a hot chic with you. No cover, free drinks and food, and there's always a couple strippers that will want to grind on her just because. Used to do that a few times a month in undergrad. Studio 4, pretty good free lunch buffet if you bring a chic with you.
post #74990 of 85684
i would rather just fuck the chick at her house. no cover, free drinks, and food there too and plus you dont have to pay strippers.
post #74991 of 85684
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

i would rather just fuck the chick at her house. no cover, free drinks, and food there too and plus you dont have to pay strippers.

Your vision is so limited. Do you have any idea the level of hot sweaty monkey sex you're going to have after you've both spent a couple hours getting horned up by having some naked strange trim grind on the two of you? Ah, to be 24 again.
post #74992 of 85684
ah. thinking about it that is a pretty good idea.
post #74993 of 85684
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

They are all based on true stories. Which is why, if I ever had a daughter, I would never let her work as a babysitter

Esp. not for MrG.

uhoh.gif

ohhhh, Mister G!!!!
post #74994 of 85684
I hate sneezing, but that feeling you get when you're almost about to sneeze but then don't sneeze and it's like the sneeze is just stored up in your sneeze bank and waiting for the next time when you do sneeze which will be twice as worse as the original sneeze would have been.
post #74995 of 85684
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Strip clubs are best when enjoyed by bringing a hot chic with you. No cover, free drinks and food, and there's always a couple strippers that will want to grind on her just because. Used to do that a few times a month in undergrad. Studio 4, pretty good free lunch buffet if you bring a chic with you.


Best day to visit a strip club is Halloween. Serious.

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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

My brother worked at a porn store briefly, and they had some bonus thing based on selling a dildo attached to a sawzall. Easily switch between minor construction projects and sex in a matter of 30 seconds.
In this case, we were all laughing about the movie titles, and one guy was like "Shut up guys, this is serious!"

I told my sex store dildo joke at the martini bar today. It killed.
post #74996 of 85684
I have never "stepped foot into" (entered) a strip club or even Hooters just not my scene so to speak.
post #74997 of 85684
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I have never "stepped foot into" (entered) a strip club or even Hooters just not my scene so to speak.

Those are two very different things.
post #74998 of 85684
"Stepping foot into" is the same as entering or at least if they're different they're not very different.
post #74999 of 85684
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

"Stepping foot into" is the same as entering or at least if they're different they're not very different.

Enter a woman (or chap if you prefer), and then step in to her or him, tell me the aforementioned person sees the two as "not very different".
post #75000 of 85684
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

I'm not sure what it means to "take porn seriously". As in, believe they're all documentaries based on true stories? Or get annoyed and shush people who talk during the movie?


There are porn conventions, where you can go and meet your favourite star, I assume they advertise heavily at comic con.
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