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It makes doing your taxes painfully easy, you just have to confirm the info your bank and employer has sent in.



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100% serious. Just about every major bank in the US offers it.

You take a pic of the check with your phone/iPad(both sides.) You open the app and select "virtual deposit"...or something like that. Then you enter the amount on the check and upload both sides of the check. You get an e-mail when the request has been received and I believe when it has cleared.

Checkbooks are def still offered by US banks.

Smart.


We have an app, where you can transfer money via your phone number connected to a bank account.
post #74912 of 85749
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It makes doing your taxes painfully hard to cheat on

 

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post #74913 of 85749
If you have the poors, yes.
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What is a "bae"?

Now some men goes for women
and some men goes for boys,
but my love's warm and beautiful
and makes a baeing noise..

Very nice.
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What is a "bae"?

Nerds that think they are using scene words believe it refers to the object of their affections but apparently it means "feces" in Danish.

IC.
post #74916 of 85749
Some lady was writing a check at the grocery store the other day. She had to get out her pen, the checkbook, learn how to spell, check the dew point, massage her lumbar … jfc it took like 10 minutes to process the payment.
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What is a "bae"?

Nerds that think they are using scene words believe it refers to the object of their affections but apparently it means "feces" in Danish.

IC.

Its also what danish sheep say.
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I don't know if it differs from state to state or from bank to bank but jesus fucking christ, when I transfer money between an escrow account and my business or personal account - assuming the funds in question have cleared - it should be fucking instantaneous. This is the fucking 21st fucking century. No one is running around with fake check "Catch Me if You Can" style anymore. Fuck.

It's no longer 1960, who the fuck uses checks, or even cheques? Can't say I've even seen one since the 1980s.
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It's no longer 1960, who the fuck uses checks, or even cheques? Can't say I've even seen one since the 1980s.

That's coz you wasn't at the Pavilion's in Santa Monica. I think the old women there have sun damage to the brain.
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What is a "bae"?

Nerds that think they are using scene words believe it refers to the object of their affections but apparently it means "feces" in Danish.

IC.

Its also what danish sheep say.

Danish sheep say feces?
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It's no longer 1960, who the fuck uses checks, or even cheques? Can't say I've even seen one since the 1980s.

That's coz you wasn't at the Pavilion's in Santa Monica. I think the old women there have sun damage to the brain.

Don't know what any of this means, but nod[1].gif
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Danish sheep say feces?

They say beeeeeehhhh
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People who dont pick up after their dog. Ffs, someone needs to make something that sends the shit directly into the mouth of the owner who doesnt clean it up. 4 piles on my lawn this week. Luckily I havent hit any with the lawnmower... Not yet anyway.

I yelled at some bitch who walked away from a pile of dog shit a couple hours ago. She said she was going to come back and pick it up.

Fuck you. Don't walk your fucking dog if you don't have a bag to clean it up with. She even had a plastic bag in her hand...I don't know if it had a piece of shit in it or some small purchase, but she could easily have used the bag again or stuffed the shit-sized item in a pocket and used it.

There were some cops right there blocking off the street but I didn't want to point her out to them as they were there in response to a building that was on fire and I wasn't quite sure on the law. Now that I am home and have looked up the ordinance, I have learned that it is in fact illegal to be out on the city streets with your dog and not have something to clean up after it with...could have been hit with a fine.

I'd bet $5 that shit is still there (or at least she wouldn't have come back if I hadn't yelled at her). She walked away from it way too non-chalantly...If it were me, I would have at least been like "Oh come on puppy, you already went once and used up my last bag" while making a show of checking my pockets for a bag or looking for suitable litter on the ground just so other people on the sidewalk wouldn't think I was leaving shit there for them to step in. Bitch just turned and walked away.
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I yelled at some bitch who walked away from a pile of dog shit a couple hours ago. She said she was going to come back and pick it up.

Fuck you. Don't walk your fucking dog if you don't have a bag to clean it up with. She even had a plastic bag in her hand...I don't know if it had a piece of shit in it or some small purchase, but she could easily have used the bag again or stuffed the shit-sized item in a pocket and used it.

There were some cops right there blocking off the street but I didn't want to point her out to them as they were there in response to a building that was on fire and I wasn't quite sure on the law. Now that I am home and have looked up the ordinance, I have learned that it is in fact illegal to be out on the city streets with your dog and not have something to clean up after it with...could have been hit with a fine.

I'd bet $5 that shit is still there (or at least she wouldn't have come back if I hadn't yelled at her). She walked away from it way too non-chalantly...If it were me, I would have at least been like "Oh come on puppy, you already went once and used up my last bag" while making a show of checking my pockets for a bag or looking for suitable litter on the ground just so other people on the sidewalk wouldn't think I was leaving shit there for them to step in. Bitch just turned and walked away.


You should have picked it up, followed her home and left it in front of her crib.
post #74925 of 85749
By left it, you mean lit it on fire and rang her door bell.
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