Why are they called triscuits anyway? Is it because they are 50% better than biscuits in some way? (Presuming the 'tri' stands for 3, as opposed to the standard 'bi' scuit implying 2).
False marketing claims piss me off, so they'd better be able to substantiate this...a triscuit isn't 50% bigger, so does it taste 50% better? Does it increase testosterone production by 50% more??!