right up the ass
that reminds me that ass jokes are always funny, and that makes me happy. This past summer, my brother was visiting from LA, and we were in the car witih my mother who was going on about "guys, just give me 10 minutes. 10 minutes without talking about farts, or big dumps, or dicks, or boobs, or any of that ... just 10 minutes".
Didn't make it to that 10 minutes.