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post #73546 of 85776
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

It's a baby carrot. I've had more thing in my butt than shares I have dangling in front of me.
Are the shares vested, or do you lose them if you leave?
Often, the tie-up period is less about keeping employees from leaving than about keeping the focus on long-term value rather than short-term stock price performance.

(Not especially my business, of course. Just curious given the foregoing discussion.)
post #73547 of 85776
They say it is to keep an eye on long term value, but it is kind of bullshit. They say that, but, well, my industry is fairly steady and can be rather countercyclical. There's not much room for the shares to move all that drastically. That said, I will lose them if I leave.
post #73548 of 85776
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Maybe there is like a Tonka version of the F-150 that I could buy.

Use this for inspiration.

I call bs. There is little chance she worked for "Hooters" and won a beer selling contest unless she did so naked. Even then I'd have a hard time believing it.
post #73549 of 85776
and her boobs are tiny. Also, oral herpes (though that's not uncommon for Hooters)
post #73550 of 85776
It's actually true. We used the case in a truth in advertising class that our legal team taught

Edit: lol, joak went over my head
post #73551 of 85776
Lol
post #73552 of 85776
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I do have "deferred pay" which is rather considerable though.

I've a considerable amount of that but I do not get it until I either retire from the company or otherwise leave the company.
post #73553 of 85776
I have millions in deferred pay from my future bidnesses.
post #73554 of 85776
The Toy Yoda case is Trufax. Belieb it.
post #73555 of 85776
Wait, so am I going to get sued if I buy Misti a toy version of the Ford F-150?
post #73556 of 85776
Only if her momma Krystal is feelin litiginous.
post #73557 of 85776
I'm in love with a lesbian. Again!
post #73558 of 85776
From time to time, I have to create policy by cooperating with other people. Here is how the other people often reason:

Them: We can't enact policy A because that would produce undesirable result X.
Me: All the other options on the table produce results worse than X. And they don't have the benefits that A has.
Them: But A produces an undesirable result can't do that.
Me: *Less* undesirable than the others.
Them: Undesirable result.
Me: (strike myself on the hand with a blunt object)
post #73559 of 85776
Dropped about $1000 today on Amazon. Uggh. School is expensive
post #73560 of 85776
I moved to Washington, D.C. last night. When I got to a toll station, the toll operator said I owed $1600 because there was antiques in the trunk of my car. He also tacked on $400 because my car was yellow and he didn't think a man needed to drive a yellow car. Predictably enough, the line behind me got hell of long, to where he finally just told me to go ahead without paying the $2000. But still, that was bullshit.
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