Could be worse. Does she employ an overload of vocal fry?
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No vocal fry but definitely the high rising terminals. What makes it even more infuriating to me is that she only does it with clients or people outside of our office. Just be real with these people you don't need to wish everybody a wonderful day and you don't need to tell them that their work is wonderful and incredible.
And she even does it in small emails within the office. It's really weird and I don't know where she learned it but she needs to unlearn it. For example this is from an email chain about a lunch for another coworker:
"Please respond to this email confirming the date and time works for you. Once I receive a confirmation from the office I will proceed with a calendar invite. Feel free to share any ideas or suggestions."
Cmon, there are only a few of us this tone is totally inappropriate.
Honestly it has been kind of nice having a day without it. I had forgotten what it's like.
EDIT: And yes, I had gross stripper titties in my face.