Originally Posted by indesertum
If I order a burger medium and comes out completely grey using pretty awesome beef am I a dick if I tell them I want a different one?
Context dependent, IMO. If you're at one of these "gourmet burger" places, or a haute cuisine place with some special burger, it's just like ordering a steak medium and it coming out well done. If you're not in one of those places your re-fire is getting spit on.