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post #71986 of 85676
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

I take 'release' for you means letting your skin folds hang free outside your shirt, amirite?

I admit I guffawed at this, but it was very mean.
post #71987 of 85676
Valentimes Day is coming up but I do not have a valentime, to where basically I am not even allowed to participate in the holiday.
post #71988 of 85676
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Valentimes Day is coming up but I do not have a valentime, to where basically I am not even allowed to participate in the holiday.

This should be in Things That Are Making You Happy.
post #71989 of 85676
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Valentimes Day is coming up but I do not have a valentime, to where basically I am not even allowed to participate in the holiday.

L'incsy, will you be my Valentine?
post #71990 of 85676
^^ Oh, I don't know about that hehehe!

Okay so I make a handsome sum translating arcticals from foreign languages into English. Not a sum of money, unfortunately. A sum of troubles for myself would be more like it. Very frequently the original authors cite their quotations to the wrong sources, to where I must needs spend my valuable time tracking them down to their correct sources. And sometimes the original authors just make up the quotes do not really exist in any form, to where I'm like "Aww man!"
post #71991 of 85676
Somehow all of the cards in my wallet became demagnitized and I almost got stuck in the city.
post #71992 of 85676
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

^^ Oh, I don't know about that hehehe!

Okay so I make a handsome sum translating arcticals from foreign languages into English. Not a sum of money, unfortunately. A sum of troubles for myself would be more like it. Very frequently the original authors cite their quotations to the wrong sources, to where I must needs spend my valuable time tracking them down to their correct sources. And sometimes the original authors just make up the quotes do not really exist in any form, to where I'm like "Aww man!"

Yeah, this would make me feel like an accessory to the crime.
post #71993 of 85676
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

I admit I guffawed at this, but it was very mean.

Shieeeet brah, since when you give a damn bout peoples' feelings n shit.

Gotdamn, I be watchin too much o dat Wire, ya dig? Pickin up dat dialect like a fiend take up a crack habit, 'naw mean?
post #71994 of 85676
I want a bowl of cereal so bad right now but last time I bought cereal, I ate both boxes in two days, to where now I don't have any. (I didn't literally eat the boxes of course, but rather the cereal contained within just a manner of speaking).
post #71995 of 85676
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I think my body has got a malfunction to it because I have been hell of tired all day and also my intestines have been sending signals of rancor to my mente.

Your mente seems to get a real workout. Perhaps, due to its constant vigilance in monitoring "the situation", it is misinterpreting, due to the condition of fatigue, the signals your body is sending and in actual point of fact you feel Terrific!
post #71996 of 85676
If anyone I know IRL speaks ill of Flo from Progressive, I cut them out of my life straightaway. They are allowed back in only if they apologize and say good words about Flo from Progressive.
post #71997 of 85676
I sent out a Valentimes card this year but it did not have the desired effect (did not get a Valentime).

post #71998 of 85676
Pulling in to the house today, and my neighbor tells me there's something in my rear windshield wiper. Turns out this is a note from the police, indicating that they have taken my plates because their records indicate my auto insurance has lapsed.

1. No it hasn't
2. WTF?

Sure enough, no plates on my car. They did this while I was parked in a shopping center. I switched insurance companies last year, and already went through this with the DMV when it came time for registration back in October. They wouldn't let me register online, I provided them my insurance info, and was then able to complete registration. Apparently, no one on their side adequately updated their systems.

Call the police, explain this. Ask them to have someone drop off my plates to my residence. They tell me they're not leaving their township (which is 10 minutes from my house). Act as if they're doing me a favor by letting me meet them at their station to pick the plates up. Tell me they really should just send them in to the DMV. They agree to meet me at the station at a specific time.

I spend 20 minutes driving over. No one there. Wait 10 minutes. Dispatch calls to tell me they're going to be late. No kidding. I ask when they're coming. Dispatch doesn't know.

A couple minutes later, another officer calls. Says he'll come drop them off in 5-10 minutes. Not so much; shows up 30 minutes after I was initially supposed to meet the first officer.

Ask why my plates were even checked in the first place, and apparently I was in public, so they're free to scan any plates they want.

All in all, I spend two hours of my afternoon dealing with police/DMV incompetence. Still have to call the DMV and figure out how to get them to fix their screw up.

I've always been respectful and supportive of the police, but all they're doing is losing allies with this kind of crap. What a joke.
post #71999 of 85676
I hear da five-o got dem automatical plate scanners n shit these days, ya feel me? Gotsa be on the lookout for dem cocksuckers.
post #72000 of 85676
You do. Cops are fucking pig-fucks, and this is evidence why. Just taking your plates like that was utter horseshit. At best they should have issued you a summons that you would receive through the mail. Taking your plate prior to a conviction is horseshit.
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