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post #71056 of 85764
I should know better than to try to drive on one of the streets in my neighborhood on a Friday or Saturday because it is a prime spot for people who like to block the street with protests such as die-ins and whatnot.
post #71057 of 85764
Here's something that "grinds my gears" when I check on the Internet to see when a business is open and then I go there and find out the listed hours were false hours. (This happened just now Starbuck was the offending business.)
post #71058 of 85764
its raining steadily and its also in the 30F range. so much invisible ice. I had to descend my stairs like an old woman (sideways step by step) because it was just that clear thin ice that is obscured by the rain and impossible to shovel/scrape off. too much rain to use salt.

I ended up taking a cab/train to work... thank god there was a random cab slowly driving by at 6am.
post #71059 of 85764
Sidewalks were a fucking icy mess this morning. How am I supposed to walk to the bar with my hangover if you don't salt your fucking sidewalk? Fucking assholes.
post #71060 of 85764
Sounds like a perfect situation for an enterprising personal injury attorney...
post #71061 of 85764
Sadly, I don't do much PI. I'm hoping someone trips and falls and accidentally sticks his dick in a midget.
post #71062 of 85764
Dat Harvey birdman
post #71063 of 85764
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

Sadly, I don't do much PI. I'm hoping someone trips and falls and accidentally sticks his dick in a midget.

http://imgur.com/NOECI0s
post #71064 of 85764
Today I had some anxiety to me and so I drank much of alcoholic beverage just trying to restore my state of peaceful mind. But you know what happened instead? I got anxious that if an emergency arose, my mind would not function well enough to deal with it an account of betrunken. Now I think I'm going to "double down" by smoking a hashish.
post #71065 of 85764
I think the falcon had a better idea when he said you should stick your dick in a midget
post #71066 of 85764
I did a shoulders/chest RPT workout on Sunday. Unfortunately only my shoulders feel it and they are wrecked. And its a different kind of sore.

Something else was bothering me but I can't remember what.
post #71067 of 85764
Last night I was hanging around with a group of friends who did life-threatening acts such as drive their cars into telephone poles because they believed that they'd be brought back into life and that their new lives would be better. Well I fell in love with a woman who liked to eat earrings because she thought the posts and hooks would perforate her stomach eventually so that she'd die and be brought back into life. I decided to munch on a bowl of earrings too, but then I had the presence of mind to think "this is a fucking stupid dream what the hell?" But when I woke up I had a sore throat, to where now I'm worried that I did eat the earrings in real life.
post #71068 of 85764
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Last night I was hanging around with a group of friends who did life-threatening acts such as drive their cars into telephone poles because they believed that they'd be brought back into life and that their new lives would be better. Well I fell in love with a woman who liked to eat earrings because she thought the posts and hooks would perforate her stomach eventually so that she'd die and be brought back into life. I decided to munch on a bowl of earrings too, but then I had the presence of mind to think "this is a fucking stupid dream what the hell?" But when I woke up I had a sore throat, to where now I'm worried that I did eat the earrings in real life.

The Chronicle TV Series, S1:E7, Only The Good Die Young.
post #71069 of 85764
Apparently I should write down all my dreams make a handsome sum of money in Hollywood. Did anyone eat a bowl of earrings in the episode?
post #71070 of 85764
It has been many a year since I watched it so it is quite possible someone did and I am not remembering it. I could certainly see you in Hollywood out of any other member of Style Forum.
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