I'm in for a promotion. I have to "apply" for a position that was created explicitly for me, with the job description built exactly around my resume.
HR came back to my boss (the one "hiring" me) and informed him that I am not qualified for the position. I am literally the perfect candidate for the position listing, but nope, not qualified. Now I need to re-do my resume just so I can get past the HR goons, so I can be "promoted" to do the same job I'm already doing.