Driving to work at 5:00am I saw two old latino guys putting trash bins into the back of a shitty pick up truck. It was about two blocks down from my house.
I thought to myself: Wow cool, they have the same kind as me! I just bought them on Monday at Home Depot spent like $100 on them. Must have just bought them just like me!
Just now the wife just called and asked: Honey where are the trash bins?
I guess it was so windy outside last night/early this morning - my brand new trash bins (I didn't even get to put trash into them yet
) got blown from the side of the garage, out of my driveway, and two blocks down my street. And two motherfuckers stole them right in front of my willing eyes.
I can't complain, finders keepers rules apply. I may have to put labels on my trash cans though, so next time we can have a mexican standoff.