Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW! - Page 3676
I live in townhouse owned by a lady with a dog grooming business on the ground level. The dogs live on our floor during business hours, then she takes them to her apartment upstairs at night. I don't exactly know why, but I love dogs so I enjoy it.
went to a bar last night. Got chatted up by a fat chick, was stuck in corner. fat husband shows up, found out I used to live in Iceland. Think's I'm Icelandic, starts asking about what it's like to live in a real Aryan country....
30 minutes before I managed to split. after I told him I was american he decided to give me the "real story" about Obama for 20 min. IDGAF about Obama one way or the other, damn it, and I don't want to hear you justify the holocaust or talk about how hitler really wasn't such a bad guy, but you know, history is written by the victors or whatever the fuck you were talking about. Go choke to death on a huge, circumsized jewish dick, asshole.
I was sitting in the corner. I was literally blocked in or I would have left before Pig Heil ever showed up. They were wasted and just kept talking no matter how many times I said I needed to piss. I've never been happier to flee a bar in my life.