Your ancestry is much too Italian to subscribe to the Protestant work ethic.
Yeah, so the woman in the office two doors down from mine has a mouse in her office and she's seriously LOSING HER SHIT. It's a goddamn mouse, grow the fuck up. It's not going to do anything to you. It's a MOUSE. Christ. What the fuck is it going to do to you, exactly, that requires that you forever damage my hearing in order to alert everyone in the motherfucking building to the presence of a 4-inch long creature without any conceivable way to harm you? How goddamn high do you think it's capable of jumping, anyway? Perhaps you're afraid it will sprout wings, fly into your ear, and eat your brains? <img src="http://goo.gl/BcF6ID" />For the mouse's sake, I hope not, because that poor bastard's gonna starve in there. This pissed me off enough that I actually sent an email to a friend bitching about this.
BWag, for saying things like "I was working on getting the shoegaze guitar tone to end all shoegaze guitar tones" when I'm trying to hate him for hating cats. You're making it more difficult.
Lol, man, you have a lot of anger.
A) congrats on presumably new GF
B) congrats on having a GF who is adorably foreign.
They know all you philosophy types are subversive Marxists.