i was so tired when i pulled into the garage this morning. i just needed to rest my eyes.
i laid back in the car and set my phone alarm.
this was at 10:02. set alarm for 10:17.
phone rings at 10:22.
was my boss.
where are you?
i lie about whereabouts.
get out of car.
check phone to see wtf
alarm was set for PM.
could have been a reeeeeaaaaaaally long nap.
That is why we have 0-24 clocks in Europe, no you just need to figure out how much easier the metric system is.
Why do old people tell stories, where they offer you no context, the story is not interesting and they interrupt whatever you were doing to tell it to you. They also ignore all hints which suggest you dont want to hear a boring story, which might not have been boring if you knew WTF the story was about.
When I am old, if I want to tell people stupid stories, I will understand that it requires paying for an expensive dinner and buying good drinks.
I meet an old lady EVERY evening when I'm out walking the dog and she just doesn't shut the fuck up with her inane stories and she can go on for over week, with the same shit.
I seriously want to punch her sometimes.