Fucking salesmen. This guy cold called last week, visited our facility, and our receptionist allowed him to drop off some materials, though obviously she didn't let him see me. He left a handwritten note, which I allowed to impress me, so I gave him an opening: I told him I admired his doggedness, but that he should direct future correspondence to another person (whom I copied on the note), and not to me.
He follows up with an e-mail totally ignoring that instruction and insisting it's critical he meets with the business owner.
Then he calls me today like we're old friends; he must have lied to get through the switchboard to me.
I bit his head off.
I open the fucking door for you and you try to take a mile? Fuck you, goodbye.