Originally Posted by L'Incandescent
Sometimes I shake hands with really big, strong guys and they crush my hand. As I go into the handshake, I tell myself to grip firmly and not get crushed. But I get crushed almost every time.
I remember meeting a pretty Army General's daughter (who was a good friend) for the first time. I got the heads up that he crushes your hand during the handshake - so when he went in I squeezed just as hard.
It was one of the few times I felt super manly because this huge hulking 6'3" 270lbs general actually flinched.
I'm pissed that I forgot to eat lunch and bonked around 3pm. The kind of bonk where you can't even think straight.