Came here to whine and ended up reading 4 pages. Now I have to quote.
I hate it when I need to take another deuce at night. Morning shit, pre shower every day save this rare instance. Goddamit.
Fucking sun is at just the right early April angle and blasts the side of my face on my ride to work and gave me an all day headache.
Started a wine bottle last night and forgot to cork it. Now I have a fruit bomb.
Originally Posted by L'Incandescent
I broke a light switch in my home because I hit it too hard.
This is hilarious.
Originally Posted by CalTex
Stop buying cheap candle holders
Calling Matt, Queen of Google: tell us what candle holder wont split.
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH
I'd never heard of a chick-fil-a until the scandal. I've also never been to an In & Out burger. Don't know where one is. Actually if I never saw The Big Lebowski I don't think I would have ever heard of an In & Out Burger.
Originally Posted by StephenHero
I keep going to this Chinese takeout place and ordering different things but I can never distinguish what's different. I'm convinced they've got about four dishes that each have 5-10 representations on the menu.
This has been true since the beginning of time, how is this new to you?