Originally Posted by idfnl
Wait, I thought you meant you eat at home once a day. You EAT once a day? WTF.
I know you know that we know that you know that we know you use that fucking microwave once in a while. Dude, just a few mins ago I made my dinner, had to put a log on the wood stove, decided to fuck around with the fire for a moment and then flashed my dinner for 30 seconds so the edges weren't cold. You seem to live this vaporous life where nothing touches you. You have time to iron shirts, buy some apples picked nearby (juggling them on your way home), stop to chat up the neighbor, pet a dog, grab the evening paper, some pipe tobacco. Then you make this organic dinner that just happens to be perfectly portioned so there are no leftovers, then a fine wine, change into your silk robe, read the paper, turn down the bed, blowjob by model GF, peaceful sleep where you dream of laughing at fat people about you 100 pounds. Repeat.
Fuck that shit. I have bills, shit breaks, my car costs a fortune to service, my fucking housekeeper wont stop accidentally shutting off my computer when she vacuums my office, fucking cold callers wont stop dialing my house, I cant get thru a TV program without falling asleep, I keep forgetting my fucking charge cable in my car, every time I empty stove ashes a gust of wind decides to blow ashes in my house, my cats wake me up at night, I hate shaving, my goddam toilet leaves floaters and I cant figure out why, I forgot the combination to my safe, some asshole thinks its funny to leave community newspapers I dont want on my driveway, the trashman keeps undoing the lid on my trashcan, my neighbor seems to always catch sight of me and chats me up for 20 mins (always when I get home from work and have to piss), I cant find a cufflink, my goddam staff, and I farted all day long yesterday and cant figure out why.
You're either a saint or the biggest liar on this forum. What the fuck are you even doing in this thread?